LIT

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[rockabillywife]

Fingering the plot hole

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

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