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[waltron]

everything is just quite overwhelming isn't it?

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[waltron]

concept: mlm polycule

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[milfsisyphus]

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

[waltron]

the perfect length of time for socialising is between 1hr30 and 2hr15. shorter and you only do the awkward catch up bits and can't remember how to speak to people. longer is just exhausting.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[calellon]

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[vintage-tigre]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[389]

all quiet on the frontal lobe