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Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.
For some reason I absolutely hate this information
IM YELLING MY MUM COMMENTED THIS I LOVE FREDDIE MERCURY
āā oh god of course theyāre taking the homophobia route
me: cringe culture is extremely toxic and we need to stop shaming people for their interests when theyāre not actively hurting anyone
yāall, making me question my will to keep breathing on this hellish earth: hereās my self-cest inflation fanfic where markiplier has a threesome with different personas of himself and then licks the feet of the game grumps guys after they step in strawberry preserves. also check out my kin moodboards for various WWII political figures.
me:
the posts that demonize gay people for being comfortable enough to be sexual in lgbt spaces and bars are so particularly evil because historically gay people have been arrested in gay bars during police raids for lewd conduct for even having their hand on their partners knee. like genuinely go fuck yourselves if youāre going to criticize gay people for being ātoo sexualā when even the slightest affection has always been policed figuratively and literally and been a cause of violence against us.
straight people if you refer to me as queer in any capacity, including calling me a member of the queer community, i WILL punch your fucking lights out
foods that will poison cats:
alcoholĀ
chocolate
caffeine
dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
grapes and raisins
onions and garlic
tuna (when not made for cats)
xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you donāt have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TUNA OMFG
If I remember rightly itās the trace elements of mercury in canned tuna that is toxic to them. Their kidneys canāt filter it out like human kidneys can.
ok im gonna break this down a bit because some of these are BLATANTLY untrue and it kills me every time i see this.
alcohol: not very good for humans, either, but alcohol effects pets the same way it effects humans: targeting the brain and the liver. the issue? it takes way less to kill your cat than it does a human. you weigh, on average, at least 100 pounds (or 10x) more than your cat does. 3 teaspoons of liquour could kill your cat. donāt do it. alcohol WILL poison your cat.
chocolate:Ā theobromine (and to a lesser degree, caffeine) is the issue with this one. humans? we can break this down in our bodies. cats, dogs, birds, ferrets? they canāt. it usually takes a pretty big amount of theobromine to cause a pet to actually die, though. itās present in cocoa, so the higher % of cocoa in a chocolate, the less needs to be ingested to cause serious, life-threatening effects. baking chocolate has a high concentration of theobromine and 1 square can kill a cat or small dog. white chocolate is a low risk, on the other hand. chocolate CAN poison your cat, especially DARK and BAKING chocolate.
caffeine: same story as alcohol: not that great for humans either, causes similar effects as in humans⦠just quicker and with less caffeine ingested. elevated heartrate, seizures, etc. can be seen. dogs and cats are more sensitive to the effects than humans are. caffeine WILL poison your cat.
dairy: cats are lactose intolerant and so their bodies cannot properly break it downā much like how we can break down theobromine and cats/dogs canāt. however, itās not going to poison your cat, just give them diarrhea and other gastrointestinal upset. dairy WILL NOT poison your cat, but will cause gastrointestinal upset and diarrhea, so it is strongly recommended to not give dairy products to your pets.
fat trimmings: fat trimmings are just fat. if you feed fat to your cats, they will become fat and/or it will increase the level of lipids in the blood, leading to diseases and complications like chronic pancreatitis, which can be fatal. fat trimmings WILL NOT poison your cat, but will lead to disease that can be fatal, so it is strongly recommended to not feed fat trimmings to any pets.
raw meat: cats can eat raw meat. cats are obligate carnivores. cats are designed to only eat meat, and raw meat is not of serious risk to them. disease carried in raw meat? not a problem when you are a cat who has evolved over millions of years to eat raw meat. i hate hearingĀ ācats canāt eat raw meat!ā from people with outdoor cats. you realise your cats are eating raw lizard and bird, right? raw meat has more nutrients than cooked meat (which we eat veggies & fruits to compensate forā cats canāt digest these) and, obviously, there are some diseases and bacteria that cats arenāt immune to but cats are less likely to eat rotten meat than dogs are, anyway. treat the meat like you treat human meat and itās totally fine. cats are DESIGNED TO EAT AND DIGEST RAW MEAT! ITāS PERFECTLY FINE TO FEED YOUR CAT RAW MEAT, but make sure that the meat is in-date and properly stored/cared for. rotten or spoiled meat CAN lead to disease and poisoning, but the same goes for 90% of the animal population!
eggs: its ok to feed your cat eggs. im not even sure why this is a question. raw eggs rarely carry salmonella and even humans rarely contract salmonella from infected eggs. your average cat will never contract salmonella from raw eggs, only in an immuno-compromised cat would this ever be an issue. cats can safely eat raw and cooked eggs, as salmonella is pretty much only a concern in an immuno-compromised cat in the first place.
fish: see raw meat above. fish, however, is a bit of an exception because of higher levels of mercury & low levels of taurine and differing balances of phosphate and calcium mean that itās not a sustainable diet for cats and could lead to mercury poisoning or bone disease if it is the only protein given. when given ~1 time a week and with varied proteins there is no issue. again, cats are DESIGNED TO EAT AND DIGEST FISH AND OTHER MEATS! however, previous warnings about storing fish correctly still applies, and proteins should be varied due to fish having different levels of phosphorous, calcium, and taurine and mercury content. a primary diet of fish CAN lead to bone disease or mercury poisoning in extreme cases.
grapes and raisins: admittedly, this one is a bit of a wild card. some pets eat raisins/grapes without an issue, but in others, these can cause renal failure and death rapidly. we still donāt know why. animals with prior kidney issues are more likely to be effected by grape/raisin toxicity, and cats are more likely to have kidney issues due to many cats not getting adequate moisture in their diet.Ā grapes and raisins MAY lead to poisoning in some cats and dogs, especially those with pre-existing kidney conditions.Ā
onions and garlic: yes! all members of the allium genus (shallots, scallions, leeks, etc. are included) contain thiosulphate which, when ingested by cats and dogs, can lead to a serious condition in the blood known as hemolytic anemia. basically: their red blood cells burst. this can be fatal and a small amount of onion/garlic/etc. is needed to cause clinically significant issues. onions, garlic, and other members of the allium genus CAN and WILL poison your pet in even small amounts.
tuna: see fish above. canned tuna tends to be soaked in oil which leads to the same issues as fat trimmings in increasing lipid count in the blood. sashimi quality tuna will also have higher concentration of mercury and shouldnāt be consumed more than occasionally in the catās diet. canned tuna in oil is often too fatty and leads to the same issues as eating fat trimmings, however, tuna steak/sashimi/etc. quality tuna is the same as other fish:Ā occasionalĀ inclusion in the diet is fine!
xylitol: relatively small quantities of this (an artificial sweetener) will cause a sudden drop in blood sugar in dogs, which can lead to comas, seizures, or death. many times, if they are not rushed to the hospital immediately, they will die, and even then, they may suffer permanent liver damage. however⦠cats are not adversely affected, and typically arenāt attracted to foods w/xylitol in it in the first place. xylitol is NOT likely to poison your cat, but small amounts can KILL your dog, moreso than chocolate!Ā
This is an important thing and you should read it.
The corrected information will save lives and time.Ā
Lockwood and Company, the original trio
hate when gays use š . feels like a betrayal
saiyans are canonically genetically in to femdomĀ
Do you accept constructive criticism?Ā
iāll accept your apology
Okay now that Iāve finally quit Dennyās let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is
The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs Iāve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldnāt find anything wrong with it.
People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
Itās open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening.Ā
Regular customers included:
A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
A little person named Kevin who told meĀ āsometimes I call myself a dwarf when Iām feeling whimsicalā
An actual group of Neo-Nazis
An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
A Scottish landscaper who told usĀ we ācouldnāt prove he doesnāt know Simon Peggā
I have more these are just off the top of my head
I canāt believe I forgot
two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he saidĀ āNo, Iām not a socialistā.
me, a furry barging in uninvited into my friendās conversations
me, a furry barging in uninvited into my friendās conversations
When you thought you had one braid left n she divides it into 86
I hate that there has been proof time after time that white people hate us and always will and literally will invent situations to murder us because they feel threatened by our mere existence, Iāve had people hide their purses and tell their kids their doing it so I donāt have a reason to hurt them when I just wanted to get some chinese food . Iāve had people think I was casing their house when I was walking my dog, Iāve had someone call the cops on me because I was learning how to drive in a white friends car and accidentally clip his dadās licence plate off, My art teacher in second grade actually called in a cop to threaten me for āstealingā his d.a.r.e magnet off his wall, when I picked it up off the floor.
but the people who say theyāre our allies will say we donāt have all the facts or letās not be hasty or step back from helping us because supporting us is preformative for them and they donāt really have a stake in this, or saying black lives matter is just something you say to make your parents uncomfortable at the dinner table. Iām so tired..
I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:
Repeats things for emphasis.
Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, āYou know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.ā
Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story Iām telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.
Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really arenāt ).
Facial exaggerations.
one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is thatĀ ābad wordsā just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think āfuck youā is a terrible insult
so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die iād shrug it off but if i opened a postās tags and sawĀ āop i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pastaā do you know how shaken iād be? do you know how upset iād be if i sawĀ āop is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene⢠for no reasonā
So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?
I sincerely hope so but I canāt say Iām familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few
yiddish curses:Ā
may you go to hell and bake bagels thereĀ
may all your teeth fall out except one, and in that one you should get a tooth ache
One misfortune is too few for you
you should drink too much castor oil (and have explosive diarrhea);Ā
you should have a hundred housesĀ in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed
you should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night
Hang yourself with a sugar rope and youāll have a sweet death.