hi

shannon 20 ny idk what else

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Aunty let a clip go.

[godsfiercest]

Good lord!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

She told her to stay undectable and thats DIOBICAL

[lol-coaster]

[shotfromguns]

tbh I’m reblogging this just because the artist didn’t feel the need to slap tits, lipstick, and a bow on one of the bananas

[shw3]

Omg feel how squishy this is! (puts your hand on my tits)

[calellon]

a good orgasm will do you like a factory reset

[apicturewithasmile]

Rian Johnson (2019)

[supermariomamafucker]

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[eivor-wolfkissed]

“Less men in crop tops more men in therapy” you know you can like, criticize toxic masculinity without taking a jab at feminine and gnc men who are often made targets of toxic masculinity right? Like you know you can do that? God I hate that tweet so much.

[spacecowboy3039]

The future we want

[afterlifeoftheparty]

my mom carved bert and ernie on our pumpkins this year. if you guys even care

[afterlifeoftheparty]

we only got one trick or treater and my mom said "maybe no one likes gay pumpkins" i will tell her you all liked them :)

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ampedsandie-deactivated20230717]

we're learning a lot today.

[charmre]

[kvasirxvi]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

[heritageposts]

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

Well, ladies?

[black-geek-supremacy]

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[neptuniani]

iman arriving at herb ritts’ birthday party, 1991

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out