Wandering Limbs @wandering-limb-blog - Tumblr Blog

The big problem with eating pussy is that guys use it as a tool to get a girl wet for penetration instead of treating it like its own sex act that requires arousal beforehand. Like don’t go 0-oral pls. Kiss, tease, dirty talk, touch, make them NEED it first. You’ll save yourself time and tongue strain as well as giving them a wayyy better orgasm hello

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Broadcast this everywhere.

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This has been a public service announcement.

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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Its scary that one day we’re going to have to live without our mother or father or brother or husband or wife. Or that one day we’re going to have to walk this earth without our best friend by our side, or them without us. Appreciate your loved ones while you can, because none of us are going to be here forever

(via knottymind)