take me to wonderland

alex | she/her | 26 | god and vodka might save my life

[myssketa]

by Ekka Schoch via @glamcult

[windows1995]

did anybody else get the slut autism

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Le Banquet, 1957 and 1958

by René Magritte

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[kragehund-est]

by talos this cant be happening

[pepperoni-oni]

Visit Original Link

[bakersfield-row]

Can’t get this on any other social media

[valleythey]

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

[dailyfoodlovers]

They're raising the price of butter and eggs to make me kill myself again but I won't fall for that twice

[immigrant-deactivated20230308]

[gemsandjunk]

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

[389]

華 by Yuji Tezuka (2005)

[alongtimealone2]

John Singer Sargent, Val d'Aosta (A Stream over Rocks; Stream in Val d'Aosta), ca.1907-08, Oil on canvas

[uncannyparrish]

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

[quakebeats]

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

[pipalypso]

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

[sojaaoyaar]

i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

[browningtons]

spawn camping

[gertrudisnacht]

God forbid women do anything