The Salty Shrimp Corner

Help! I'm trapped in a glass prison! How Did I get here? Does it matter? What am I even doing with my life?

[eelanddolphin722]

The Better Movie

The jokes that the Team (OG) had shown Kaldur ‘The Little Mermaid’ because he’s Atlantean and the jokes that come with it but I feel like he would like 'Atlantis: The Lost Empire’ more.

I’m just saying!

[mossluvrs-moved-deactivated2019]

also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely.

[redoctopusbabe]

Bring this girl home or I will send the wrath of 5000 Vikings on you like I will the person(s) who took her.

[redoctopusbabe]

If you’re too fucking lazy to read it - here you fucking go. Please spread this like wildfire

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[wanderingpistolshrimp]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[onlyblackgirl]

What the fuck.

[turing-tested]

its really weird to see all these articles about how people who have ADHD have sleeping problems but the issue I have is that if you look at it as a matter of your circadian rythym being out of sync? of COURSE you’re not going to be able to sleep. we don’t say people who can’t fall asleep at 4 pm and sleep 8 hours have insomnia, because that’s not a normally agreed upon time to sleep and its not your bodies time to sleep. if you tell someone to go to bed at 10 and they can’t sleep till 3 am sometimes in just not insomnia. people with ADHD are often wired to sleep from 4 am to 12 pm ish because of the delayed onset of melatonin but if you let us go to bed at the time we need? most of us actually sleep pretty well and consistently.

[raven-dreaming-deactivated20210]

wAIT THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT EXISTS

[turing-tested]

“For most adults the onset of melatonin is around 9.30 pm; in ADHD children compared to controls this occurs at least 45 minutes later, and in adults with ADHD even 90 minutes (van der Heijden ea, 2005; van Veen ea 2010). After melatonin onset, it normally takes 2 hours to fall asleep, but in adults with ADHD it takes at least 3 hours (Bijlenga et al, 2013).”

[flukeoffate]

Look at me awake at 1:47 am and reblogging this post.

[kayeych]

So I’m actually trained in therapy for addressing insomnia and one of the things we learned is that a good chunk of sleep problems are societal disorders - as in they WOULDN’T EXIST as problems if society didn’t assume everyone was on the same circadian rhythm and that being up and working 9-5 was mandatory/normal. Blew my mind and made so much sense. You are not the problem, society is literally the problem.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

This is so vile and sinister.

My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life

[milleniumstargazer]

Why does this not have more notes? Reblog!

[animatedamerican]

my god this is so fucking evil.

[fungusamongus]

OH MY GOD I’ve held onto chobeetle for tOO LONG and kept forgetting him ffbdjdbdb

[ramenuzumaki]

This happened yesterday in Brazil and I’m from Mexico, but this is a major tragedy and loss to science, culture and humanity.😢💔 (source)

[corporation-cats]

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil

[squeakykins]

the harvest is bountiful this year

[meowchain247]

I delete all my damijon works

Are you satisfied?

It’s all over.

[meowchain247]

This is not the first time.

That’s why 

I’ve had enough of some supersons fans.

They never respect my preferences.This is not the first time.

Steal my work, cut it out, change it，repost it with  wrong tag

I can’t stand it any longer. 

Go to hell, I will not make any supersons work 

[nuka-rockit]

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

[dontbeanassbutt]

hi what the FUCK does this mean

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[everythingstarstuff]

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[firstnonbinarypresident-deactiv]

Yo if people could donate to me I’m saving up for top surgery I’m $600 short and I need to pay for it within the next month. My PayPal is here.

If you want something in return I can create art for you of any size. It costs extra to frame it so if you want a framed image I need a donation of at least $55. I especially do pride images. I can do any kind of art from photography to digital editing to pencil art to colored art to paintings. Here are see examples:

Photography

Digital editing

Framed picture

Colored drawing

Pencil art

Anyway again my PayPal is here and if you can’t donate please reblog. Thank you.

[firstnonbinarypresident-deactiv]

More colored pictures in case these don’t tickle your chimney

Bruh I got these skillz plz commission me I am so poor