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Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@wanderingstupid
Hello you need to see this drag performer talking about quantum physics, queer existence, and non-binary identities.
[Video Description: A drag queen — who is credited as Amrou Al-Kadhi / Glamrou, a drag performer, writer, and filmmaker — stands in front of a microphone and explains,
“Quantum physics is this incredible sect of of physics, which basically…
With like, Newtonian physics — I think of it as heteronormative physics — where its basically ‘What are the fixed universal principles that govern the world? If I do A, will B happen? What are the formulas that’ll tell us anywhere in the universe, “What will happen if I input this?”’
Quantum physics is equally a “real” sect of physics that basically looks at subatomic particles — so the very smallest things in our universe, not the macro things — and they contradict basically everything that Newtonian physics shows us. So, the most famous experiment is the Double Slit Experiment, where you fire an electron and it should go through the left or right hole. And then every now and then, it goes through both at the same time. And we don’t really know why. And sometimes, the same subatomic particle is in different locations at the same times.
And quantum physics shows that actually reality itself is basically a majority approximation of what’s happening sub-atomically. So when people spew the biological essentialism argument on me. Like, particles themselves are non-binary, and do things that contradict each other all the time, we just can’t see them all the time. And that gives me a lot of comfort, that if subatomic particles defy constructs all the time, why should we believe in fixed constructs of gender, or any kind of reality?” END DESCRIPTION]
“Newtonian physics is heteronormative” is not the take I expected to see on my dash today, but it is 100% inspirational.
Patti LaBelle’s live performance of “This Christmas” will never not be funny 😂
MAG 158 alternate scene: in which Peter becomes a protective dad
Considering this is Elias "Brutal Pipe Murder" Bouchard and Peter "Buff Sailorman" Lukas I can't really imagine them fighting in any other manner than outright physically duking it out
<insert fight scene here>
Martin gets Gertrudified ✨
Gertrudification complete
part 2
my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.
americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u
Sacheen Littlefeather has passed away on October 2nd 2022. While people remember her for her acceptance speech on behalf of Marlon Brando, know that she also ended the media blackout of the Wounded Knee occupation, won an Emmy & co-founded the American Indian AIDS Institute of San Francisco.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
dont play defense
You know what? peacock mantis shrimp but make it 1870s-1890s bustle fashion.
deploying a squadron of transgender werewolves to your location
you can thank me later
Wait what
T minus 15 seconds til transgender werewolf impact
You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
Supported by an alliance of conservative and liberal officials and amplified by both groups’ preferred media, Unlimited Covid has evolved from a de facto national strategy to an explicit ideology. Rural farmers, suburban business owners, and urban professionals alike are now working diligently toward the goal.
The result is the world’s highest overall coronavirus death toll and the highest current daily number of deaths, as the nation of 330 million encourages the omicron variant to spread. Since the start of the pandemic, American life expectancy has declined by at least 1.8 years.
Rather than fight the pandemic, the nation has embraced a goal of fighting against the fight against the pandemic. While other countries monitor case counts or hospital capacity, the United States is focused on driving the number of closures, vaccination requirements, and mask orders down to zero. Even where there are no closures, the most dedicated Americans battle against them anyway.
Front-page stories in the New York Times, running with more than weekly frequency, warn the public of the perils of “Zero Covid” policy in China, where lockdowns in the city of Xi'an apparently caused one man to die of a heart attack and one woman to miscarry a pregnancy. China’s commitment to suppressing the virus, the paper told its readers on January 21, means that “a growing number of people are finding their lives suddenly upended.”
Upendedness may be in the eye of the beholder. With record numbers of Covid cases exhausting medical capacity in the United States, Americans are routinely turned away from their own country’s emergency rooms, or crowded out of maternity units, or forced to delay surgeries. But the Unlimited Covid policy defines normalcy differently—as a matter of choice and of attitude.
“I’m done with Covid,” the American political entertainment personality Bari Weiss said on national television, to enthusiastic applause. She added: “It’s not real anymore.”
Nearly 4,000 of Weiss’ fellow Americans had died of Covid that day.
Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time
Chinese finger trap
@shellshout these bitches reinvented cock roulette but worse
The fucking GALL
for those of you who dont know what cock roulette is
I like how racist, anti-vax truckers in Canada are encouraged/supported for striking, but indigenous people striking for clean water and missing or murdered indigenous women is unlawful and gets 0 fanfare
There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix
A follow up in my sketchbook
This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade
As someone who’s written dialogue for Scoob and been paid for it… I endorse this take. :)
“Now let’s see who’s REALLY under this mask”
“Diane Duane, critically acclaimed novelist?”