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@wannabecosplayer
christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy
he looks like he needs a cigarette
A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis
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How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?
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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children
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HUH?
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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.
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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.
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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄
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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.
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DANNY?
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Ok so tonight we have learned:
Love Handel is coming back
Lindana’s children asked them to come back
Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous
Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr
Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr
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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom
HELLO??
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.
Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!
>"this books has been banned in the US!!!!"
>looks inside
>just removed from a few high school libraries. Fully available in public libraries, book stores, and online.
Neil Armstrong, Moon, 1969
Buzz Aldrin - July 20th, 1969
i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology
this is about google’s ai overview
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
You guys don’t know how stressful this is. It feels like my household is under siege. These chickens feel like my family
And I just read that raccoons can climb trees, so the chickens won’t be safe for much longer in the tree
How do you considered putting a delicious personal pan pizza into one of these bad boys?
Even Jesus let someone help him carry his cross, you know