Yikes

A bag of bag

[disabilityhealth]

Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person

Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person

[expected-chaos-deactivated20181]

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[ohmyfuckingoreos]

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

[baebtae-blog]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

at the weedmans

me: give me that wet

weedman: what

me: the skunk

weedman: what

me: the fire

weedman: what

me: that loud

weedman: what

me: the sticky icky

weedman: what

me: the baby bhang

weedman: what

me: that Don Juan

weedman: what

me: that dank dank

weedman: what

me: the griefo

weedman: what

me: the green mile

weedman: what

me: the mohasky

weedman: what

me: that alaskan thunderfuck

weedman: what

me: weed

weedman: what

me: marijuana

weedman: fresh out

[humorstar]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[lyrics-and-music]

Tattooed Tears // The Front Bottoms

[sobeitjayt]

Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business 

[666adhd]

*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[ryancooperthompson]

Thanks @shemovesabstract. It’s time for 🌱cinnamon rolls now.

[dontrblgme404-deactivated201801]

[brian-sella-appreciation]

Brian Sella: *exists*

Me: *crying* I love you so fucking much holy shit

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[pikachutwo]

[ulan-bator]