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Molly. 32. she/her. Iowa. Taurus. I love Pop music, Dan and Phil, and many other things.

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[dandp]

Death, taxes, and Dan's pants sagging so low he shows his underwear to the camera

[senatortedcruz]

Our daily moral panic about muh birth rates becomes so much darker when you learn how much of it is the sharp decrease in teen pregnancy

[dogpuppy]

[pipdip-dots]

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

[t4li3cr0w]

Gotta LOVE how you can clearly see Femboy Dan in the screen behind them!!

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

so do we think that news presenter went home after work and searched 'dan and phil' on youtube and is now several pinofs deep?

[jethroq]

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

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[christinafaaaye]

glabella! where the hell have you been, loca?

[phovaries]

dnp full circle and are now doing the ao3 author sorry for the late update but my house exploded authors note <3

[thanksiloveyou]

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