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Welcome. I'm Daniel. 29, He/him, Novice Wizard

[weepingwidar]

John Brosio (American, 1967) - Two Earthlings (2003)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

DIE!!!!!!!

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[nepofledgling]

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

[nepofledgling]

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[feldfrog]

Some relatable jokes

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

[dcb2679]

Guys watch obsession

[hotvampireadjacent]

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[reading-writing-revolution]

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[authentictaxi]

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever