Not Actually A Mouse

Maus. He/Him. Local sneaky boy. ((ic blog for an OC. Main Blog: @cheapcottonblanket Icon By: @cxsmixtxy))

[lesiasmadness]

Me: wow what should I take with me to wear for whole 2 weeks

The humble monochrome turtlenecks that I wear exclusively all year round anyway:

[antiquewhim]

Fun fact this STUPID low effort Lithuanian summer Miku got 20k likes on twitter, why????

[tanadrin]

>looking for an early modern republic >ask Poland-Lithuania if they're a republic or a monarchy >they don't understand >pull out a diagram explaining the principle of monarchy vs the res publica >they laugh and say "it's a good rzeczpospolita" >go to warsaw >they have a king

[bismuth-gieko]

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

[cannibalchicken]

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[kosh-val]

@theauthor27 pink :)

[lunalaapunk]

Picrew time peeps!

[hisuianhellion]

Oh I love these things!

Itme

[warisksprusinspele]

what's up gamers does this lighting make me look pasty?

[teaboot]

My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way

[spinnyspood]

Genuinely so happy to see the kakapo being reintroduced. We need more gallumphing potato birds in the world.

[warisksprusinspele]

there is a bird which gallumphs???

[spinnyspood]

how else would you describe this movement

that is ABSOLUTELY a gallumph.

[warisksprusinspele]

[spinnyspood]

Genuinely so happy to see the kakapo being reintroduced. We need more gallumphing potato birds in the world.

[warisksprusinspele]

there is a bird which gallumphs???

[ampervadasz]

[kuzcosources]

Lack of Sleep Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

When was the last time you actually got some rest?

Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Look at you! You're spilling coffee.

You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.

Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?

It's 4am. You need sleep.

You're safe here. You can rest now.

I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.

Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.

This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.

I'll carry you to bed if I have to.

Do I need to baby you?

Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!

You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.

Go. To. Bed. That's an order.

I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.

Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?

Want me to tuck you in, too?

I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Silent Scream” for my muse to vent anything they’ve been keeping hidden inside.

[mf-dude]

[anthonypanics]

The mouse is very active today

[buttercat404]

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