The things we lost in the fire fire fire.

Mace Wyler 28 years young Warlock Pyromaniac Alcoholic bastard

[youngwitchofnature-blog]

“Mace! Bro! Brother from another mother. Sister to my mister! Or is it mister to my sister? No that sounds gross. Anywhore. I’m not trying to give you a show! I literally cannot put my shirt on, I’m stuck. Help me?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Yer a fuckin’ plonker yer are.”

[neotericmax-blog]

“No, I’m not talking about herpes. Really, why would you even think that, mate?”

[warlockxwyler]

“I always go there, yeah? Can’ get me mind ta not go in the gutter.”

[jackiebecker-blog1]

“Oh? …And, um, why is that?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Haven’ slept in a wee while, love. Days start blurrin’ together and I’m ta buggered ta try and fix shite.”

[sawyer-king]

“Good fuckin’ choice.”

[warlockxwyler]

“I can make em when they really count, mate. Or I like ta think so.”

[youngwitchofnature-blog]

“I can get you a room once I get this…Stupid…Shirt…On…” She says with a laugh.”Okay I’m stuck, can you help me?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Love, I don’ wan’ the bloody show, yeah? Put yer shirt back on.”

[jackiebecker-blog1]

“Excuse me? Yes… Hi. Um, do you have the time?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Don’ even know what fuckin’ day it is, love.”

[sawyer-king]

“Either sit down and grab a glass, or fuck off.”

[warlockxwyler]

“Couldn’ move any bloody faster if I wanted ta, mate.”

[lo-kaay-deactivated20160628]

“Certifiable chicken, honest to God. You didn’t see how big it was though, it’s probably half way through eating my cat.. I can’t go back in there. I can’t. I’ll just wait for my uncle to come home, and if he doesn’t I’ll assume it’s eaten him, and I’ll just move. Know anyone who needs a roomate?”

[warlockxwyler]

“This isn’ some sort of bloody cry for ‘elp because of a pervy uncle, is it?”

[ines-malraux]

“ – You do realise, I didn’t hear a thing you just said.”

[warlockxwyler]

“Lad, ‘alf the time I don’ ‘ear the shite I say either.”

[lycanthrope-nicola-blog]

“I don’t care if it’s potentially bad for business, that guy stepped out of line so I hit him in the mouth. It was justified.”

[warlockxwyler]

“Punch whoever yer wan’, lass. Don’ worry me much, yeah?”

[neotericmax-blog]

“There’s nothing I can do to make it go away.”

[warlockxwyler]

“Make what go away, mate? -- Yer not talkin’ bowt the herpes, are ya?”

[remi--x]

“Sometimes I think you talk more than me; can’t get you to shut up” there was a smile. There was always a smile when Mace was in the picture. “Are you —- still moving in?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Yer know ‘ow to get me to shut up.” he said in a rather cocky tone before sighing “Though shite, not in the mood. “Aye -- yer still wan’ that after what ‘appened? -- Yer card bowt ‘im, didn’ yer?”

[jaden-dragov-blog]

“They can be cute. We’d make dashing gay parents.”

[warlockxwyler]

“-- Lad, yer ‘ave yerself a point, yeah? It’d be a fucked up wee kiddie, but shite we’d look good.”

[jaden-dragov-blog]

   “Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to give you kids.“

[warlockxwyler]

“’Ad me laughin’ till I thought bowt havin’ kiddies. Livin’ bloody nightmare.”

[edaxsouthport-deactivated201605]

“I know that, I just didn’t think it would happen this fast. Is it so hard to ask for things to go back to the way they were before?”

[warlockxwyler]

“Don’ think tryin’ to turn back time will ‘elp much, love. Might as well get on with it, yeah?”

[edaxsouthport-deactivated201605]

“Have you ever had those weird mood where you were extraordinarily happy one day and just the next day all you want to do is scream? That’s exactly what I feel like right now.” 

[warlockxwyler]

“Love, a lot of shite can ‘appen in twenty four fuckin’ ‘ours, yeah? Shite.”

[remi--x]

“Strongly considering it —– though now I have to start over since you made me talk”

[warlockxwyler]

“I can’ do quiet, yer know that. Especially when yer look like that -- ain’ right.”