My Governator 🫡

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[last-time-lover]

Melanie Chisholm by Thurstan Redding for LOVE magazine (2016)

[redstonedust]

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

[warninggator]

need 2 chill out. Uber driver who took us to the vet charged me a $24 cleaning fee. $5 or $10 sure, that's what the gas station vacuum costs. but $24??? when I told you I had the cat? and I have to dig through the app to dispute it?? ridiculous

[warninggator]

internet archive genuinely doing so much to preserve craft and textile ephemera. like i wish i was still in school so I was forced to spend hours writing an essay on the ways nontraditional archive systems and archives that preference magazines are essential to preserving the work of decades of women that will otherwise be lost to time. ask me about self published pattern books PLEASE

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[breha]

i do NOT want an X gender marker i want gender markers GONE

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[warninggator]

gotta start teaching the online about the relationship between structural power and hyperbole. I would bet significant money on the vast majority of transwomen not having any ability OR opportunity to enact violence against pretty much anyone, and any violence they are responsible for is much more about the violence inherent to any given person. like chill the fuck out Jesus Christ. bigger fish to fry!

[warninggator]

it is understandable why a bunch of reactionaries think tma/e is recreating the binary but i swear 2 fuck it's like trying to explain the difference between being pansexual and bisexual and having the comments full of people saying bisexuality is transphobic. like. please. basic intersectionality. Kimberlé Crenshaw didn't revolutionize our understanding of identity politics for THIS.

[xeric-adenium-obesum]

oh sorry when i call you "girl" i use it gender neutrally actually! yeah me calling you "girl" isn't actually misgendering you. stop making such a big deal out of this "girl" is literally a gender neutral term

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[warninggator]

hey honestly if you consume true crime content you really should be thinking about how that contributes to a culture of paranoia and ableism. not me though. when I listen to true crime I'm simply being comforted by graphic descriptions of violence which is obviously totally different and doesn't impact the way I interact with the world at all. hope this helps!

[warninggator]

Zach is right karaoke is not about impressions, but oh man sometimes it's like not even close. I get it. but also half the songs have a real musical theater vibe. there has to be another setting on Aaron's keyboard! they could hire a guitarist! I have a lot of thoughts

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[warninggator]

the truth is if the library app had more robust social media functions I would never need to use my phone for anything else ever again.

[warninggator]

not tagging posts yet knowing you're still on someone's explore page is wild. I'm getting notes on a half baked dropout take. there is a nonzero chance someone will see it. platform by random chance is a wonder of technology. I need to call Andy Warhol in the past and explain this to him.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess