Warranty Now Void

We make crude jokes. Like, a lot. https://warrantynowvoid.com

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Odin

I ride a flying, eight-legged steed named Sleipnir across the sky and into the underworld. Yet there is one feat of greatness I am unable to attain.

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Canine Society

In an effort to better understand the socialization habits of dogs we carefully studied their behaviors together for many long hours, finally coming to one conclusion: dogs are fuckin nasty, dang.

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Warranty Now Videogames 5: Halloween Spooktacular 2019

The Forest is a survival horror game set in a remote wilderness. Woodland Husbands Simulator, however, is another story altogether...

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Orb

Coil, smoke, and crackle, flame Upon The Weave, I etch my name. My will, inflicted, shall come to pass! Imbue this orb with a big ol' ass

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Officer Boot

Protecting and Serving can be hard work, but with the careful application of justice where it's needed, there can be-- oh god oh no oh fuck

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Star Trek: the Beginner's Guide

With no less than three new series currently in the making, Star Trek is back and bigger than ever. Looking to join in on the hype but feeling a little intimidated by over 50 years of plot? Don't worry, we'll get you up to warp speed in no time! ENGAGE!

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Warranty Now Videogames 4: THIRTY ONE GIVE

Wherein I stopped playing for 20 minutes to look at my phone. This is that highly engaging content the social media people talk about.

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Innovation™ by Apple

Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.

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So You Want to Be a Juggalo

You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.

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Warranty Now Videogames 3: The Horror

We spent a lot of time getting the tar kicked out of us on Blizzard World this time. It's hard work providing the wins for all the rest of you playing this game, but someone has to do it.

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Dog Diet Tips with Stormy!

Let's face it. Your boy? He's a little chunky. You successfully bought his love with snacks and loyalty with treats. But now, those little legs are straining to keep a pretty girthy sausage from dragging along the sidewalk. It's time your boy lost some weight.

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The Hunt

The fearsome hunter uses every tool in his arsenal to track his quarry. Nothing can elude his highly trained senses, so long as daddy lets him outside for potty.

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Warranty Now Video Games 2: Tantric Boxes

Loot boxes are way more mysterious when you never, ever actually get to see what's inside of them.

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How to Make A WNV

Make website. They can't stop you. Your ideas are just as good as everyone else's, so why not make them real? That's what we did, and we're a bunch of unbelievable dumbasses.

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Scrooge

Marley was dead, to begin with, which makes my erotically charged fan fiction potentially problematic.

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Vacation Is Bad, Actually

Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.

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Warranty Now Video Games 1: Proof of Concept

We aren't good at video games, this is a hard truth. A harder truth is that if you get stuck with us in competitive, that means you aren't either.