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Hi, my name is Abby. 21. FSU

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[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[saitamas-hoodie]

i want to die

[socialistburrito]

You are witnessing the artwork of a vine

[icescrabblerjerky]

THIS IS HOW YOU USE A MEDIUM.

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[theviscountconsett]

‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is writing a book.’   - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC

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[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[warsbeforedoors]

This is me now. Less grunge, more sleep, happier, in love, and still horrible fucking PITTED and depressed.

[cannabinomad]

[just--space]

Milky Way Over the Grand Tetons in Wyoming

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[thedemigodinitiative-deactivate]

Finishing homework at 4am

[alriviera]

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

[770rd]

[heartshapedmoodring]

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

[210pm]

THE WHEEZING

[tahthetrickster]

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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[radchimera]

That…..that was beautiful.

[warsbeforedoors]

Lmao hi new followers why

[warsbeforedoors]

Oh

[itsagifnotagif]

When you are a couple of episodes ahead of everyone on a TV show and they ask what happens to a character:

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[bloodjuuice]

if this doesn’t work then I’m going to bury myself under a rock