Raptor Paddock

I go by many names, but most people call me Warzy.I draw stuff, I write stuff, I'm too shy to post much of it here. Art tag #WarzyArt, writing tag #WarzyWrites. I like to follow RP blogs so don't be too shocked if I show up as a follower, I'm just a silent observer!)Fandoms include furry, Jurassic Park, Undertale, FNAF, Metal Gear, Pokémon Sun/Moon, and there's probably a lot I'm forgetting.

[ves5el-blog]

“how was your weekend?”

[warszawascream]

Yanno, this post was pre-pandemic and now I’m like “pfft ONLY 3 days? Up your game scrub, I’m on three WEEKS.”

[bug-catcher-silva]

That plan didn’t work out so well, did it bud ?!

[bokunoheroappreciationblog]

Me: I don’t get crushes on animated characters anymore

Aizawa-

Me- …. shit

[warszawascream]

*coughs* So I have a new husband for the fictional husband harem~

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd

Guys, gals, and non binary pals

Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof

Folks

Distinguished guests

Members of the jury

Comrades

Fellow Americans

Citizens of the solar system

All y’all

My dudes

Those who must be stopped

Persons of the audience

Brain owners

Sentient beings of the audience

Bitches

People with PHDs and people without PHDs

All you who got dressed up for no reason

You people

Humans

Lovable idiots

Ladies, germs, and non binary worms

Mouth breathers

Everyone except (insert name here)

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is actually one post that I’m glad got a lot of notes. I’m happy to see that so many people like it.

[diligent-enby]

Best thing I’ve read all.. forever? BRAIN OWNERS.

[rosethevoid]

Mothers and fuckers of the jury.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[catlips001]

Minecraft introducing the newest mob.gif

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

[wildxwildxwest-deactivated20190]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

“I need to ask you to stop. Those cheeks are…making people nervous.”

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[mintfox19]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY

[proudsharkapologist]

Yup!! It’s called ‘anasyrma’

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anasyrma

[lilithyanstuff]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*cackling*

[niuniente]

This is actually part of Finnish folklore, too. Vagina was the strongest thing on the planet, enough so that you could curse someone why flashing your hoo-hoo at them. Even the bear, which was the strongest spiritual being, feared by everyone - so much that saying bear’s name out loud would summon a bear and thus no one still knows what’s a bear in Finnish - ran away in a sigh of lady’s privates.

[oakttree-deactivated20221126]

wait i want to know more about there maybe not being a word for bears in finnish???

[madmaudlingoes]

More like “the original word for bear has been lost because if you say it you might Speak One up.”

This was a general central/northeastern Europe thing. The original Indo-European root for bear seems to be *h2rktos, which gives us ursus in Latin, arktos in Greek, and arth in Welsh. (Plus the name Arthur.)

So you would expect, knowing a thing about the neogrammarian principle, that the Proto-Germanic word ought to be *urhtaz, the Proto-Balto-Slavic word *irktas. But what we actually see is that in Germanic languages, the word for bear derives from the same word as brown; in Baltic languages, a word related to “hairy, shaggy”; and in Slavic, some variation on medu-ed, “honey-eater.”

Meanwhile, the Proto-Finnic word for bear, karhu, is either the PIE *h2rktos borrowed, or a Proto-Uralic word meaning “rough, coarse.” The same is true of other non-PIE languages in the region, like Estonian, Karelian, etc.

In other words, these people were so fucking scared of bears that they didn’t even dare say the word bear. They used euphemisms – “the brown one, the honey-eater, the shaggy boy” – until those euphemisms just because the word for bear, and the original word was lost. (Interestingly, the Sanskirt reflex of *h2rktos is rakshas, so that word itself might’ve been a euphemism – “the Destroyer” – replacing an even older word for bears.)

Bears were fucking scary if you lived in northern Europe, guys.

And vaginas were even scarier.

[small-witch-big-hat]

Rakshas, like rakshasa? Damn.

[leestei]

this has been in my wips for a month so i thought i’d clean it up! spade suits ♠️

[pitcherplant]

Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

[shrimposaurus]

Its ya bois!  ipad doodle on procreate because i keep forgetting i have an ipad.

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[warszawascream]

Trying real hard to get my cat to fit in with all the other cats and still love me

[princessnijireiki]

tumblr purged all the map / pedo positivity tags too lmaoooo 🥂🎉

[evas-apartment]

[warszawascream]

I would apologize for the eight thousand miles of Deltarune spam but I’m gonna be honest, *BANGS PANS TOGETHER* I GOTTA PUT UP WITH ALL YA’ALL FANDOMS, ALL YA’ALL GOTTA PUT UP WITH MINE

[piophany-moved]

my king…