I know everyone is making jokes about Sharkface’s first name, but let’s be real, no one in this show has a cool name.
We have a dude named Richard Simmons and his space husband’s name is Dexter
There’s a dude named Colonel Sarge. His first name and last name are both Sarge.
You got two Frank’s, and one is Franklin Delano. Seriously? Leonard? Lavernius? You’d think Michael would be safe, but RT is full of like a dozen Michaels so it’s just a big joke, AND his middle name is Jesus, to rhyme with his last name.
Even Allison might not be so bad, except the big history with Leonard and her nickname starting literally the dorkiest code naming system in any military operation ever. Speaking of which, good on naming your kid after a dang state guys. And Felix and Reginald, come on man. Friggin Antoine. David doesn’t even think of himself as David anymore.
At this point Emily and Katie are the only safe ones
