Luceo non uro

I'm Ruby from Wycombe , England.  

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

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she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[yconic]

Olympian Gods + Fancast

Hades, God of the Underworld: Tom Hiddleston

Persephone, Goddess of Spring: Emilia Clarke

Zeus, King of all Gods: Chris Hemsworth

Apollo, God of Sun, Music, and Poetry: Chadwick Boseman

Artemis, Goddess of Hunt and Moon: Lupita Nyong'o

Athena, Goddess of Warfare and Wiseness: Danai Gurira

Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty and Love: Natalie Dormer

Poseidon, God of the Sea and Earthquakes: Jason Momoa

Ares, God of War: Keanu Reeves

Hermes, God of Thievery and Flight: Oscar Isaac

[rituhell]

[weirdness-is-good]

[le-chien-andalou]

Vampire Hunter D. by Yoshitaka Amano 

[coughloop]

pulls the eraserhead baby out of my pocket and smokes it like  a blunt

[jamwich]

Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.

What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[ailurinae]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[cottagefaeries]

reblog if ur a faerie who supports goblins, a goblin who supports faeries, or u just wanna lay face down in some moss

[hex-bat]

moss moss moss moss moss moss moss

@normal-horoscopes

[monster-lovers-anonymous]

spooky post of the day

pyramid head is top tier fuckable

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[izzet-always-r-versus-u]

#RUBY ROSE

[famicom]

[songs-of-the-east]

Traditional Polish village homes decorated with floral motifs

[songs-of-the-east]

Old man and grandchild in Zalipie, Poland. Photographed by Bruno Barbey.

[missdontcare-x]

Nelsan Ellis as Lafayette Reynolds in the iconic scene from True Blood 
R.I.P Nelsan

[tigerexe]

@ everyone interested in getting into league because of the K/DA music video