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abby / lesbian / she/her / 22 / tiktok is dying so i'm back /

[ursulaklesbian]

iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires

[bisexualvampires]

he has a 100% divorce rate btw

[martinze-nn]

never been about me

[littlegirlinvisible]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[oatmealaddiction]

I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

[queer-as-city-folk]

The problem with American Cities is we lack whimsy

[random-wiki-articles]

San Francisco had a black plague problem from 1900-1904. Like during the European black plague, fleas on rats was the main vector of the plague. So the city focused on killing as many rats as possible. One of the suggestions on how to control the rat population was to let hundreds of ferrets loose around the city. This would have made ferrets a common part of the city’s wildlife and made the city more whimsical.

While the ferrets are not included in the wiki article they are mentioned in the book The Barbary Plague: the Black Death in Victorian San Francisco by Marilyn Chase.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900–1904_San_Francisco_plague

1900–1904 San Francisco plague - Wikipedia

1900–1904 San Francisco plague - Wikipedia

[queer-as-city-folk]

I was wondering where you were going with this, but I agree SF needs more ferrets

[prinnay]

Pigeon witch on the bus

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is just how it should be, witches love the bus

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[itscrazycasey]

Need me some luck

[punchholesinthesky]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[elcycyromem]

what if we had really bad stupid sex 😳🤢😳😳

what if we had really bad stupid sex and it wss horrible and we died. i love that we can share these thoughts together

[glumshoe]

stereotypes about people “really interested in WWI” are wildly different than stereotypes about people “really interested in WWII”

[glumshoe]

What to do when cornered by a WWII buff: Brace yourself and take stock of your surroundings. Your first course of action should be to assess the sort of person you are speaking to. Notice any tattoos or personal decorations they might be displaying—hopefully you are already familiar with common Neo-Nazi symbols. If you see swastikas, the numbers 88, 14, or 18, or the letters SS shapes like lightning bolts, then run and/or fire at will. Be very wary of skulls, eagles, German words, and runes; they may be innocent tattoos, but they may also be red flags. Proceed with caution and listen to how they talk about Hitler. If you can determine that the buff is not an overtly far-right Nazi sympathizer, they may have a weird obsession with the idea of a Just and Noble War and have some fucked up ideas about what is good for humanity and/or the natural order. Make a quick escape if they start referring to Japanese people with a single syllable or talk about how Americans were “better” back then. If none of these, you can probably relax—you may be talking to someone whose family fled the Holocaust or were forced into Japanese internment camps and took an interest in the period out of necessity and frustration and the immediate relevance to their lives. Look for bags under their eyes or corny science joke T-shirts; you might be talking to a physicist interested in nuclear history. Maybe they’re fascinated by modern world politics or planes or weaponry.

What to do when cornered by a WWI buff:

Point over their shoulder and say, “Hey, look! A collection of depressing poetry by dead gay soldiers!” and run while they’re distracted. If this doesn’t work, brace yourself for a long, dreary explanation of the mechanics of trench warfare or early planes.

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[sharkishblue]

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

[byjove]

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

[byjove]

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

[byjove]

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

[byjove]

damn. this post blew up. read up on the West Virginia Coal Wars and remember not to cross picket lines. unionize.

[muzzledmikey]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]