Hozier is a lesbian

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[malglories]

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

[justareallyboredfangirl]

what hozier song is this

[my-dark-happy-place]

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Take Me To Church by Hozier but sung by a woman/female!Hozier.

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[crossoceans]

in this house we are Hozier stans first and people second

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[srbrienne]

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the whole “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

[twostepsfromtemerant]

Despite a lot of Hozier’s songs having sexual overtones, his music isn’t immediately associated with sex, or called crude. Common reactions  to mentioning him, depending on who you are talking to are “bogman!” or ‘that guy who did Take Me to Church”. Even though his music is just as sexual as pop music written by male artists, it isn’t immediately recognized as such because of how he shifts the power dynamics to favor women. In this essay I will…

[givemearmstopraywith]

you’re in her dms i’m worshipping like a dog at the shrine of her lies we are not the same

[lovebiotes]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

do you listen to hozier?

Just ask me if I'm a lesbian dude

[courtjester69420]

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

[banging-shakespeare-memes]

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us

[goodmorningfrog-deactivated2023]

kinda weird hozier asks

- Take Me To Church- Are you religious?

- Work Song- Is there anyone you’d sing a love song to, romantic or platonic?

- Someone New- Do you fall in love easily?

- Almost- Do you ever dance alone to music?

- Cherry Wine- Do you have a sweet tooth?

- Nina Cried Power- Do you participate in any activist movements?

- From Eden- Do you think theres “something tragic about this” life?

- Movement- Do you perform in any way?

- Angel Of Small Death and The Codeine Scene- Any addictions?

- Like Real People Do- Have you kissed people?

- Jackie and Wilson- Do you want kids?

- Shrike- What’s your favorite bird?

- Dinner and Diatribes- What’s your favorite food?

- Moment’s Silence- What do you find beautiful about the situation you’re in now?

- Would That I- Is there anything you wish you could change about the past?

- NFWMB- Is there anything you would protect with your life?

- To Be Alone- Do you prefer other people’s company or your own?

- Arsonist’s Lullabye- Do you ever feel lost?

- No Plan- Do you believe in a pre-determined purpose in life?

- Sedated- What time do you go to sleep?

- As it Was- Do you go to many parks and natural places?

- In A Week- How do you want to die?

- Be- Have you changed much as a person in the last year?

- In the Woods Somewhere- Have you ever had a supernatural experience?

- My Love Will Never Die- Are you dating anyone?

- It Will Come Back- Do you like to write?

- To Noise Making- Do you like to sing?

- Talk- What’s your best friend like?

- Nobody- Who in your life is important to you?

- Foreigner’s God- Do you ever talk to yourself or something above?

- Sunlight- Do you prefer sunny or rainy weather, or somewhere in between?

Thanks for playing!

[hawards]

sounds about right

[hawards]

why is he like this

[astrangertomykin]

i keep warning y'all hozier is a siren but none of you are listening

[tongueart]

i love the use of the comma here

[buzzkillbyrne]

can’t believe nobody added the photo

[prismatic-bell]

1) I had no idea there was a photo and I am LIVING

2) at the start of this tour he claimed he still has, AND WEARS, these, so do with that information what you will

[lesbiantahani]

okay when hozier said “I really like the idea of love as a violent act—not to the person that you love, but against the world. To say to somebody, ‘I love you; by extension, I hate all other things.’ 

[spelldealer]

ahaha..... what if you just put your sweet lips on my lips?? ..... and we just kissed like real people do?? haha just kidding....... unless??

[in-this-light-on-this-evening]

Wasteland, Baby! (2019) - postcards

[strangehorse]

Whoever did these photos really, really understands what women want. There’s no rippling muscles or pouting at the camera or crotch shots; instead, there’s a soft-eyed long-haired man reading a book in an underwater paradise. Whoever did this looked at all of the media produced and aimed at women and concluded, correctly, that Mr Darcy coming out of the water in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is where human sexuality peaked.

[rockofgelato]

I truly don’t understand how the female gaze is still so hard for the media to nail down when the Simpsons gave them such big hints.

[in-this-light-on-this-evening]

Kudos to this gorgeous girl (Lucy Nuzum) for doing god’s job:

[prismatic-bell]

So here’s the thing, not only did he have a woman doing the photography (and I suspect made that decision on purpose–if you flip through his old photoshoots you can tell he’s more comfortable with a woman behind the camera), his mum is his art director, and he’s like super hella proud to have her doing that job and basically she says stuff and he just goes “sounds good, I trust you.”

So Lucy Nuzum did an amazing photography job, but it was Raine Hozier-Byrne who went “what exactly can I do to meet both the album themes and the desires of his fanbase, which is 98% women and 2% gay men and other queer people who aren’t women,” and came up with “I know, let’s try to make him look like a drowning Oscar Wilde.”

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[honeyglazedbabe]

Hozier had time today huh

[nostalgiaultra2011]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s not the waking