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Not today Justin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Phantogram Three
The Bright Sessions
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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“Deep in my heart I know I am a loner. I have tried to blend in with the world or be more sociable, but the more people I meet the more disappointed I am. So I’ve learned to enjoy myself, my family, and a few good friends.”
— Steven Aitchison
i’m just going insane
@glumshoe I saw the Sandia report references and thought of you.
good
might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
You guys have the pope
We have THE science guy
That little hand wave 🤣🤣
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Ive always hated the rule about silence for golf like ~Oooo I'm a golf player Oooo i need perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit the ball with the stick~. Bitch. you know what would take REAL skill? Loud Golf
Like Golf is a crime against water tables and civilization but I’d watch the shit out of fucking Obstacle Golf. Crowd with Vuvuzelas. Angry Bull lose on the course. Active Volcano. Enviornmental Activists with hatchets lurking in the bushes. One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.
EXACTLY
Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.
“What was your name before?”
“Meadowalker.”
“…”
“I miss it sometimes y’know, but eh,” he smiles wistfully as he looks over to where his wife is sharpening her sword. “What can you do when you marry for love.”
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
“fuck you” “well if you insist”
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)
character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the “hands go down” trope
example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”
These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride
“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don’t want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it, too. I want them to be able to do whatever they want around me.”
— Stephen Chbosky
i’d rather pretend i’m something better than these broken parts pretend i’m something other than this mess that i am
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
*~Get thee to an Emergency Room~*
Single Word Spells
Because I’m lazy and don’t like to monologue while I’m doing a spell, here’s a couple of the single word spells I use in my personal practice.
absum - to make something be concealed from sight
↳ def. to be away, be missing
advoco - summoning spell
↳ def. to summon
casso - destruction spell
↳ def. to destroy, make void
bellus - glamour spell
↳ def. beautiful, charming, handsome
explico - reveal information
↳ def. explanation, to unfold
mutare - transmutation
↳ def. to change
cessabit - calming spell
↳ def. to rest, be free of
uro - burning
↳ def. to burn, inflame
conturbo - invoke confusion
↳ def. confound, to throw into confusion
taceo - to silence
↳ def. shut up
“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.”
— Lisa Unger
ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO
IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW
GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD
END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD
WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS
GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS
Portrait Power Rankings: Monsters You’ve Probably Never Heard of Edition
Ranking: oh give us a cuddle
This delightful goose-lion is the demon Ipes. Sometimes appearing in the form of an angel and sometimes portrayed with the head or mane of a lion, the tail of a hare, and the feet and head of a goose, he was known to have the ability to reveal the past and the future, with some sources saying he could make men witty and brilliant.
Ranking: well dogs are nice, therefore dog-man is nice?
This may look like a picture of a werewolf, but this Cynocephalus from Ulisse Aldrovandi’s “Monstrorum historia” (1642) was historically a very different creature. Instead of possessing a savage bloodlust spurred by the sight of the full moon, Cynocephali were regarded as a sociable and sophisticated race (with just an occasional bout of fire-breathing) and were rumored to dwell in areas like Africa and India.
Ranking: no thank you to the goat pentacle
With the head of a lion surrounded by five goat legs pointing in all directions, the demon Buer was first described in Johann Weyer’s “Pseudomarchia Daemonum” (1577), as one that “giveth the best familiars,” i.e. the best demonic servants. He is often referred to as president of the underworld.
Ranking: it eats WHOLE BABIES OH GOD
A popular monster among Roman folk-lore, this baby-eating Boas is depicted in our copy of Edward Topsell’s “The historie of foure-footed beastes,” (1607). He describes the serpent to be more than a 120 feet in length, and shares this cheerful anecdote: “When Claudius was Emperor, there was one them slain in the Vatican in Rome, in whose belly was found an Infant swallowed whole, and not a bone thereof broken.”
Ranking: STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS YOU HORRIFIC HELL BEAST
This nightmarish creature is a demon called Amon, featuring the tail of a snake, the head of an owl, and the body and teeth of a wolf. Not only is it terrible to behold, but its eyes of neverending darkness see into the past and future AND INTO YOUR SOUL.
images:
Jacques-Albin-Simon Collin de Plancy (1794–1881), “Ipes,” a demon in Dictionnaire infernal: Repertoire universel des etres, Paris: H. Plon, 1863
Ulisse Aldrovandi (1522–1605), “Cynocephalus (dog-headed man) in Vlyssis Aldrouandi …Monstrorum historia: Cum Paralipomenis historiae omnium animalium, Bologna, 1642.
Jacques-Albin-Simon Collin de Plancy (1794–1881), “Buer,” a demon in Dictionnaire infernal: Repertoire universel des etres, Paris: H. Plon, 1863
Edward Topsell (1572–1625),“The Boas” in The historie of foure-footed beastes, London: William Iaggard, 1607.
Jacques-Albin-Simon Collin de Plancy (1794–1881), “Amon,” a demon in Dictionnaire infernal: Repertoire universel des etres, Paris: H. Plon, 1863
