I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TOO MAGIC TO FUCK

a multimuse set in the universe of amazon prime's the boys featuring canon and original characters set within the series. written with love by nico <3

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btw this blog will be moving to a sideblog of @frosthidden !

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@toomagic / gabe & mattea — ∗ 44﹕ sender  aggressively  shoves  past  receiver .

“ woah, hey! easy there little missy— ” both hands fly upwards as the young woman nearly collides with him in her haste to leave the area.

stepping away to run his hands under the lukewarm water of a nearby sink, gabe glances at the stained porcelain for a moment as red trickles down the drain. grabbing a mostly clean towel from a nearby bench, he dries his hands and wipes the sweat from his eyes before departing the sad excuse for a locker room. tracing her supposed path, gabe heads toward the exit, curious and moderately concerned as to the whereabouts of the girl.

a minute later, he’s stepping into the grey sunlight of an overcast day. it’s early evening, but most of the fight’s patrons have already dispersed.

except for one.

“ hey— kid. you okay? ”

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she'd heard about these underground fights and wanted to see what it was all about. she'd enjoyed it more than she thought she would. she wasn't usually the kind of person that liked violence for the sake of violence, but it had been fun to watch people use their powers in more raw ways mattea wasn't often exposed to. but then everything had changed, someone had recognized her. she'd worn glasses, and a wig, but someone had recognized her anyway. it wasn't a truly great disguise, but she couldn't have gone in without it either.

before they could draw more attention than they already had, mattea had pushed her way through the crowd and into the locker room. she didn't mean to go that way, she was just looking for any way out without so many people. she hardly realized there was someone there until he spoke. being called little missy jarring her out of her determination to get out, but not stopping her entirely. she kept going until she reached the outside and she had to figure out how to call a car without ruining this whole thing for everyone involved.

she looked over at him, realizing from his voice that he was the man she'd pushed past in the locker room. "i'm fine." she insisted. she couldn't say exactly what was wrong. "i just had to get out of there," she explained. "needed fresh air."

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this woman that seems close to frenchie is there again. the boys were spread out on jobs - here and there across the city. the twins remained behind and hughie's already vanishing, knowing exactly what kind of nonsense his little brother is into.

blue eyes look the woman over. very clearly interested. he's a sub. anyone can probably fetch the vibes off of him. "frenchie's not here. anything i can do for to?" word spoken as a clear innuendo.

@toomagic cherie .

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cherie can't help but find herself amused by the way hughie managed to find any reason at all to be elsewhere leaving herself and emerson alone. she was pretty sure she set hughie on edge, and his brother...well, she was certain he had other ideas for how to amuse themselves while their associates (because cherie hesitates to call anyone but frenchie a friend) were scattered doing their own tasks.

she'd sized him up when they first met, but she looked him up and down again and strode toward him. she leaned against the mostly clear work table between them, palms flat against the surface. "let's be clear, frenchie is not a part of this equation right now." she knew what she and her friend had was hard for anyone besides them to understand, but they were not exclusive. if she wanted frenchie to be front of mind right now, she would have invited him. but he wasn't here and emerson was. she narrowed her eyes, looking through her bangs at him. "if you want something from me, you've gotta ask for it."

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You’re gonna take a little jog over to Dick’s Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville Slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good? MADDIE PHILLIPS as CATE DUNLAPin GEN V S1 (2023)

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LIKE for starter from mattea ortega

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ALL-AMERICAN BITCH Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour

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FINALLY posted mattea's bio

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"I sometimes have those." She said. They were all used to following the rules and scripts they were handed that thinking outside of the box didn't usually occur on the first round. A smile from her. "You have my number." She said. "I think Annie would like it too."

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"kittens for all," cassie agreed. she knew annie would. the other woman had actually been trying to make time to come see cassie's collection of permanent residents, strays and fosters. "did you have pets growing up?" she wasn't trying to assess maeve's fitness to be around pets, she was just curious.

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this song and video are so deeply mattea's vibe if she tried to rebel (this would be the intro to her bangerz era lbr)

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thought about someone calling cherie claudia again or speaking russian or ukrainian to her and got a lil dizzy.

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@w3atherwitch sent " you should see the other guy. " (for Cassandra?)

"oh, i'm sure he looks like shit," cassie laughed. she'd been sent here by vought to clean up actual criminal activity and make it look like one of vought's heroes dealt with it and not like they were late to the scene. cassie thought it was embarrassing for her and for the other woman. "let's just get this over with, okay? i'm sure this isn't ideal for either of us." setting up crimes, saves, and fights was just obnoxious, but at least cassie was being sent on assignments now.

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@toomagic. the fact that lizzie's ability existed at all was unsettling. there was no universe in which people should be able to take parts of other people's powers ... and for someone like wylder who had worked his ass off to develop some sense of control? the idea of her threw him off completely. ❝ that's for the best. ❞ wylder said when she reassured him that she didn't want to handle his powers, ❝ the darkness isn't for everybody. it took me a while to be able to do what i do. ❞ the fact that he could now not only remove the light from a room but weaponize the shadows? he had worked his ass off on that. maybe there was a part of him that was a little afraid of what lizzie would do with his power ... but he'd never admit that. ❝ so you want me to touch you then? ❞

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"i want you not to treat me like i have the plague, but you do kind of have to be willing to touch me for us to get through this exercise." lizzie was used to feeling isolated. there were more than a few people who outright refused to touch her. even some of her friends would hold josie's hand, but not lizzie's. "i know what it's like to be afraid of what you can do, and for people to be afraid of you. i'm not going to use that against you." she meant it, even if it was hard for her to admit to that kind of vulnerability.

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when do i get my lizzie/cate isolated girlies whose powers people are afraid of ship?

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A chuckle from her. "If you're so set on the kitten idea why don't you go to my apartment?" She asked. She didn't often use her apartment and honestly there were times she considered just letting it go, but she occasionally needed a space that was all hers opposed to a space dominated by the Seven. "Keeps everyone safe that way."

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"that's a much better idea," cassie laughed. she couldn't believe she hadn't thought of that. or maybe she just hadn't known for sure maeve did still had an apartment outside of seven tower. now that she knew for sure that she did, she could absolutely bring a kitten or two by knowing for sure that they were all safe. "now we have a good plan, expect kitten visitors soon. i have a few that will start needing to be socialized soon."

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her house was nearly empty. most of the stuff that was left in the house was her's since she was still staying there. all of zoe's things and nearly any evidence of her daughter's existence had already been packed up. without it, victoria's house had much less light without the pictures and drawings and general detritus a teenage girl left strewn about. she was putting some dishes in the dishwasher when she heard a knock on the door. victoria stilled and checked her phone for a text. she didn't have anything. she reached for a kitchen knife and approached the front door slowly.

she peaked through the window at the side of the door, seeing the head of blonde hair before her face. she was still tense, but annie was certainly a relief when victoria continually expected the worst. she opened the door, setting the knife on a stack of boxes near the door. "how'd you get this address?" she asked sharply. it didn't really matter, she was moving, but it was important that she knew.

starter call | starter for @all5horizons / annie january *

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"That is true." She said. She paused and listen to her. That was something she hadn't considered. A hum from her. If she got involved she was likely going to bring along the Seven. And she didn't like that. "I don't. As appealing as it sounds it would come with strings because I can hardly do something like that without the Seven being involved." Maggie said. "And I wouldn't want to do that to you."

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cassie nodded. it was sad, but probably true. maggie was a fixture, she was enduringly attached to the team even if she detested it. she appreciated that she wouldn't submit her to potentially letting homelander know where she lived, where her cat friends lived. "i'll sneak a kitten into the tower sometime, i've done it before. you can have some cat time then." it was still a risk bringing a cat into the tower, but for an hour or two it would be fine. cassie's sets were far away from anything the seven were involved in usually.

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"That is good of you." Maeve said. "At least that gives you something to do, and a fall back just in case." She certainly didn't have one. She probably should have, but the Seven was much different then most of the other teams. "Ah well sometimes the storylines are sometimes the best part." She said. "The medicine could be a bit spotty I imagine."

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"probably is, but i'm certainly not the person catching it." cassie didn't know what needle was used for what or what medication they prescribed for anything, she was just there to have a good time. that was all that mattered to her. "you should come by sometime, i've got plenty of cats that need cuddling and you seem like you might be in need."