Hi How Are Ya

laughing at my own jokes

[watchthisdrive69]

I don’t want any of them to be eliminated 😭

[creativitycache]

I think I’m getting the hang of this

[tall]

[kosmogrl]

[watchthisdrive69]

#yasbm #youraislopboresme

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[tibets]

the grape died in surgery but I have good news

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

“They made a blunt out of an onion”

[watchthisdrive69]

The grape died in surgery but good news 💀

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[berlynn-wohl]

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

[tricerasox]

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

[watchthisdrive69]

This is the most fun I’ve had on the internet in eons

[yasbm-best-prompts]

[awvu]

shout out to this person for the homework help i guess

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[watchthisdrive69]

Okay I am literally done