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autumn road

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

superiorhomo

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

ginathethundergoddess

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

animentality

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

kalyayev-deactivated20180228

New favorite cryptid: locals

nightlyquotes

“Sometimes I just go to a dark place. It happens. And I really love how you don’t try and change me. You just sit down next to me and hold my hand, quietly, in the dark.”

— Jm Storm

ampervadasz

uncle-beanbag

That jump is the funniest shit

cutecutejames

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

syanah

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

argumate

something about reference frames

sindri42

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

xhuth

did not ask, yet ye shall receive:

BEGONE, THOT;

(remove, foul, foe)

PISS YOURSELF:

(release, warmth, shame)

PWEASE NO STEPPY:

(request, no, cruelty)

shroomoth

These are so powerful

jellolegos

Korra Alone

Sketches from last night, I just finished End of An Era and it made me cry like I haven’t in a long time, so this is the result haha

Etsy Twitter

chaikachi

Eda and the Owl Babeyyy

ko-fi

beartnie

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

frankielucky

😔

aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman

Bust of Medusa by Daniele Danko Angelozzi, 2020

roguesquirrel

finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game

adulthoodisokay

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

nettlewildfairy

I absolutely love that this is written by the same person who wrote “Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online. He is my friend” article

the-ladyguinevere

I am begging you to read the article

diver-up

[ID: a digital drawing of luke, thalia, and annabeth standing in a blue-tinted forest. luke is to the left of the screen, holding a sword in his right hand and the strap of a backpack in his right. he’s looking towards the left of the screen with a cautious expression. thalia is to his right, looking upwards. she’s carrying annabeth who rests on her back and is asleep. luke is wearing a large dirty green jacket, a grey t-shirt with “I [heart emoji] NY” written on it, blue jeans, and has a grey flannel shirt tied around his waist. thalia is wearing an unbuttoned red flannel over ripped jeans and a black t-shirt. annabeth is wearing thalia’s leather jacket, mismatched socks, pink pajama pants with hearts on them, and white sneakers with rainbow laces. the area around them is misty and blue light filters through the trees. fireflies can be seen glowing in the background behind them. End ID.]

trying to find that magical summer camp everyone’s talking about