ATTN: ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FANS! SUPER IMPORTANT!
A Bit of Backstory: So I’m half asleep scrolling though the Sponsor Beta of the Achievement Hunter site on my iphone. I happen to see something that I can’t believe. It’s such a important message, that I can’t believe anyone isn’t talking about it after I scour through Tumblr to find if anyone has reported this news.
After my search, I find that the masses are still currently unaware of this beautiful truth. As a member of this wonderful community, I feel the need to share the truth. So, fully awake and alert, I go to my computer to try and get a better screen shot of this wonderful news!
But alas, the computer version of the site isn’t provided the information. Confused but not discouraged, I take to Tumblr so I can begin.
Salvation is upon us, fellow Hunters and Cock Bites!
If 500,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel then a Magic the Gathering video will be delivered onto us.
If 750,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel, then Michael will be TAZED!!!! by a TAZER!!!!!!!
If 1,000,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel, then the prophecy of the 24 HOUR LIVE STREAM IN THE NEW OFFICE, INCLUDING LIVE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF 1,500,000 OF US SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW Achievement Hunter Channel GEOFF WILL GET A TO-SCALE TATTOO OF GAVIN’S NOSE SOMEWHERE ON HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF 2,000,000 OF US SUBSCRIBE TO THE Achievement Hunter Channel, WE WILL BE BROUGHT HOME INTO THE RAPTURE THAT IS PAINSTATION X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I beg of you, brothers and sisters, non gendered and all gendered, everyone to subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel. AND TO REBLOG THIS TO SAVE LIVES!!!!