Water Color Spoilers

You thought spoilers were already bad enough? Now see spoilers of all your favorites translated through the waterlogued app. Now they are even worse.

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GAME OF THRONES: Tyrion Lannister got shipped across the sea in a shit box. We got to see the dookie smears on the outside of the box even. Then he dressed like a little superhero and talked about how the future sucks and he hates Westeros. The episode didn't have much. Cersei had a flashback with a prophecy about all her kids dying. Mance Rayder got torched alive and then The Bastard of Winterfell arrived him in the heart so he wouldn't die like a screaming sucker. And there were some dragons.

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THE SKIN I LIVE IN (LA PIEL QUE HABITO) lets us see the true power of a crazy plastic surgeon played by Antonio Banderas. When a guy almost violates his daughter, Banderas does the reasonable thing and kidnaps the man, and performs a sex-change operation on him and plastic surgery so that he now looks like Bandera's deceased wife. The spoiler? They do it! Plus there is a Brazilian tiger man in a carnival costume and guns and knives. Almodvar does it again!

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On REIGN, Narcisse and Bash get intimate and fleshy. Maybe they are writing new entries for the sexscapades book that went around the court that detailed Narcisse’s sexual prowess? Maybe Bash is studying with Narcisse to try and get Kenna back with new sexy moves? Photo source: http://instagram.com/p/1MJjKuvpNg/

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IT FOLLOWS had the creepy relentless following ~thing~ that will always walk in a straight line right for you if you bang the wrong person. It can appears as anyone, someone you know or a stranger. It will kill you unless you bang someone else and it goes after them, but if it kills them then I comes after you again. The movies makes you keep looking to the background of each shot to find it. Plus, it won’t fall for your toaster-in-the-pool plan. Basically, it never stops. I love this movie for how crappy everything look, the sets and the costume design. It all looks like a real shitty suburb and real people.

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Roger Sterling accidentally pays for a surprise hooker for Don. Sterling gets a hefty mustache. Then he accidentally fucks up his life by fucking up Ken's life. But mostly it's all about that mustache.

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On the Mad Men premier Joan and Peggy get sexually harassed by their asshole clients. Joan isn't having it and Peggy tries to play cool. Once they are in the elevator Joan reveals that she wants to mass murder these guys with fire. Then Peggy tries to 1960s slut shame her and Joan's like, I'm hot and rich. Peggy tries to make herself feel better by almost going to Paris with a dude. Joan buys some sick ass dresses with her cash money and is like, I don't need a discount, bitch! BONUS weird close up. Somehow this app can even make Joan look creepy. Creepy like a boss.

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PLL SPOILERS!!! CHARLES is A!!! Look at that Spider-Man looking mask they wear! Look how debonair! Who could have ever guessed it would be CHARLES?

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Is Rick crazy? Is the Ricktatorship coming back? Was the season finale full of convenient plot points that made no sense? Carl going to make out with that girl in a tree? Why were the shocking deaths just architect guy and abuse dad? At least there was a katana? I guess I'm just glad yelling Rick is back.

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In "Birdman" Emma Stone was stoned all the time, made out with douchie Edward Norton, and eventually (maybe?) saw her dad fly. She went off on Michael Keaton about how he isn't important in an interesting tirade that contradicts the idea that the Millennials are self-obsessed as she pointed out that none of us are important and all our fame is fleeting and meaningless. None of our selfies even matter.

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In "Jupiter Ascending" space capitalism never looked so good because Balem Abrasax does not only create life, he destroys it. Also Jupiter Jones likes dogs.

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That time Robb Stark was a dick so he then got murdered and so did his wolf. And then they put the dead direwolf head on his body and made Robb Wolf.

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One of the biggest spoilers from True Detective? Marty is a dick, but also this scene happened. But maybe even better was when Marty drunkenly busts into her apartment to threaten her new BF.

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While The Hound was taking a dump he was interrupted by Brienne of Tarth. After an intense battle in which The Hound gets upper-cutted in the man junk, he falls down a cliff and Arya leaves him to die... Maybe. She didn't pierce his heart with Needle, so maybe he'll come back later in the series?

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Remember when Roger and Joan had a baby and then they didn't get together and eventually Bob tried to get Joan to be his beard?

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Today's pennydreadful spoiler? Dorian Gray has never fucked a dying creature... Oh wait, now he has. He fucked a skeleton.

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What could be possibly the most unexpected way to write a character off a show, Mad Men had Ginsberg leave the show by cutting off his nipple and gifting it to Peggy. It apparently let the crazy computer waves out of his body so that he didn't become a "homo." This is honestly one of those spoilers that you could never see coming. Unless you're a computer, probably.

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Harry Potter is a horcrux...