PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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$LAYYYTER
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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
Mike Driver
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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DEAR READER
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@waterlooboi
One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later
Wanna explore a happy trail?
LoFi Beats is SHOOK
Study girl resigned!
Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:
a lifted truck
a lowered truck
those slanted wheels
there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you
Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck
Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices
Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse
ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.
CLOWNS.
WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION
marvel when they heard tom holland saying he’s interested in exploring peter’s sexuality
excellent
People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.
A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.
Me: I didn’t know you were straight.
A Straight:
Me:
I feel personally attacked!
but he’s right, they’re mine.
Set realistic expectations
Memories
Ancient Greeks be like
Grindr Diary. Day 546. DONT MISS THE GRINDR DIARY SKETCH SHOW ON NOV 30 at 5:30. Link in bio. @ucbtla @ucbsunset #grindr #gay #pride #used #valueyourself
Stoner bottoms should really be called potholes. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
OMG! 😂
The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:
STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff
