watermelondimples

Lily is one weird cookie who has no idea what she is doing on Tumblr. Going with the flow *weird hand flow thingy*

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It’s hard to get stuff done when you are being used as a bed. 😻👶🏻😍😴

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Three down lots to go.... 👶🏻🚿😊

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He abandoned my nice warm lap to sleep over there by himself. #Marvel

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Made some new friends today. @hana.agusi

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When your omelette doesn't turn out, at least you still have scramble!! 😋

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Good Morning!! Yummy. 😋☕️

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Clean sheets, fresh quite cover. So excited to get in 😍😴

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you: dick

me, an intellectual: richard campbell gansey the third

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Just a little fire 🌋

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Just a Thursday afternoon watching Shrek. What a way to live. 🤗😆

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I'm a jellybean and sock kind of girl. Also why is there no sock emoji??

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So I did this today 🚗

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

THE MAIL PERSON BROUGHT ME AN ADVANCED REVIEW COPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

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“Come prepared or don’t come at all.” is an amazing slogan for condoms.

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It’s annoying that when drinking hot chocolate, the marshmallows move away from my mouth but when drinking water the ice tries to force its way into my mouth.

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I wonder if I’ve ever walked passed a murderer who looked at me and thought, “nah, not that one”.