what the fuck am i even doing anymore

Previously douchecase! Margaret, 18, around Washington, D.C. Hella single, hella sad, hella Animal Crossing, hella disappointment. Friend Code: 2853-0066-3547

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The last one bzkzzjjshah

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.

[kingjaffejoffer]

I met up with a tumblr user. I invited him over he drove 3 hours. We started making out and he bust his nut on my knee before my clothes even came off. For the rest of the day he couldn't get it up again. I still have the picture of it smh

So he nutted on your knee and you pulled your phone out to take a picture?

[kingjaffejoffer]

Submit the picture

[kingjaffejoffer]

I’m at my desk with my hand over my mouth trying to hide the fact that i’m laughing so hard

[tarynel]

😭😭😭

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Wheezing

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[longzone222]

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image submitted by @oumalovehotel!

[kuueater]

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true love (soundcloud link)

[kuueater]

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my boys

[fruitsoftheape100]

Dont Tead On Me

[rich-homie-john-deactivated2020]

are you a libertarian elmer

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Am Heteosexual

[kuueater]

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[kuueater]

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MY ULTIMATE CREATION

[huebris808]

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[longzone222]

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[ryanphantom]

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the sound this image makes

[dilfscience-deactivated20230318]

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[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

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[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[corsolanite]

BEEP BEEP LOOK WHO’S HERE!