I AM BETTER THAN AO3 SHUT UP

this is a joke, i am not afflictede with wattpad in any way

[wattpad-offical]

if you think ao3s better than me i will put you on the euthanasia rollercoaster

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

Never.

[kingkit7734]

C'mon

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[kingkit7734]

Why nnnooooootttttttt

[wattpad-offical]

Offical is too newgen

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

Never.

[kingkit7734]

C'mon

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

Never.

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[kingkit7734]

[wattpad-offical]

No.

[achillesinhighheels]

[chewing-on-lead]

[satan-laffico]

(officalverse mention in the text >:3)

officalverse that i remember rn GO-

Also if your wondering what she did shes putting her money/earnings to stopping/shutting down the uk trans surgery fund..

@homosexuality-offical @trans-offical @non-binary-offical @lesbian-offical @natas-laciffo @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @heart-offical @nurse-offical @satan-offical @satan-officai @feminist-teenage-girl-offical @aliencatoffical @nonbinary-homo-offical @god-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[kitten-kokomo]

The officalverse was made because Satan couldn’t spell, so I think you’re an offical by proxy

[wattpad-offical]

FOOLS! I PREDATE SATAN. THERE IS NO HELL GREATER THAN MY DOMAIN

[wattpad-offical]

You frighten me

whyyyyyy :<

[mainframe-system]

Notes game

10 notes and I’ll drink a cup of water (Done!)

25 notes and I’ll ask out the guy I like (He said no)

50 notes and I’ll clean my entire room and rearrange the furnature (In progress)

75 notes and I’ll write the next chapter of my fanfic (and post the fanfic here) (In progress)

100 notes and I’ll voice reveal (In progress aka I am procrastinating because of dysphoria)

150 notes and I’ll face reveal (In progress)

200 notes and I’ll make an RP blog of whatever the 200th note wants (In progress)

250 notes and I’ll write a language (In progress!)

300 notes and I’ll finish writing the mythology I half-wrote at 3am (In progress! All I gotta do is write the creation story :3)

500 notes and I’ll publish a song (In progress! I got the lyrics, just writing the music now!)

550 notes and I'll dye my hair (In progress)

600 notes and I'll buy the plushie I've been wanting (Done!)

700 notes and I'll buy a Blahaj (however the hell you spell it)

750 notes and I'll talk to someone about my abusive parents

1000 notes and I’ll fix my sleep schedule

Idk how to tag people--

EDIT: Removed the therapy one as it would be physically unsafe for me to ask my parents T^T

[goldenbunny30]

Hello! I think tags are needed here. . .

@hahasosilly Imma tag you!

[harbinger-of-silly]

Summoning the officals @satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical @giantduckoffical @britain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @towel-official @girl-scouts-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @kash-register-offical @goblin-offical @evil-bread-offical @plushie-offical @trans-official @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @goblin-offical @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

[wattpad-offical]

Im not a fuckign offical i just cant spell

[evilducks-offical]

oh my gods there’s so many officals

I think we could make up a full sized high school

Wait someone should make a very convoluted high school au fic of the officalverse it’d be funny

If no one does it I might but the possible depression maaaaay prevent that

[beehive-offical]

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical @giantduckoffical @britain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @towel-official @girl-scouts-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @kash-register-offical @goblin-offical @evil-bread-offical @plushie-offical @trans-official @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-offical @emo-older-brother-offical

if I didn't tag someone (which I most likely didn't), please tag urself/them. I'm going to try to add as many officials as I can. If anyone has a specific role they want to take up, (music teacher, janitor, ghost in an assembly hall) please let me know

[wattpad-offical]

IM NOT AN OFFICAL THIS WAS DEADASS A TYPO

[wattpad-offical]

i lose 10 braincells every time someone refers to me as an offical.

this blog was made in july of 2024. because i can't spell.

[crabs-offical]

crabs-offical exists now. yup! i dont know what to put here sorry everycrab

tagging some officalverse accounts :3

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical

[wattpad-offical]

IM NOT A FUCKING OFFICAL

[luckyestfella-deactivated202512]

SOMEONE HELP

MY FYP IS ALL OFFICALS

AAAAAAAAAH

[microwave-offical]

Hello there. You will not be recieving help. Gang. Lets make there ENTIRE FYP US.

[job-application-offical]

@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE!

[tree-offical]

BET.

@ares-offical @adhd-offical @bomb-offical @ballpit-offical @clipboard-offical @classroom-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @communism-offical @dungeon-master-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @drinking-offical @dante-offical @doomedyaoioffical @official--eve @existence-offical @edible-offical @elvis-offical @emo-offical @ftm-offical @freyja-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @gojo-offical @glass-o-water-official @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @hekate-offical @hera-offical @hatsune-miku-offical @imp-offical @isadora-offical @job-application-offical @jehova-offical @jeff-offical @jesus-oficial @kandi-kid-offical @keyboard-offical @knife-offical @lemon-offical @leviathan-offical @mayhem-offical @murder--offical @mafia-official @no-one-offical @nyx-offical @noah-offical @officalverse-fanart-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @officalverse-elections-offical

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

YES

[silliwack-offical]

YOU FORGOT @satan-offical

[satan-offical]

WHAT A BIRCH

[wattpad-offical]

[the-queen-of-geese]

Finally posting the notes game!

I’m gonna take this slow because I don’t expect it to get much attention.

Edit: I gravely underestimated the consequences of tagging Pinterest, so everthing’s going up now.

10 notes: I drink a bottle of water every day

50 notes: I draw @satan-offical and post the drawing

100 notes: I rewrite the lyrics of a song (y’all choose) to be gay and post them

150 notes: I post a picture of my dog

200 notes: I stay awake for a full day of classes

300 notes: I reveal one of my side blogs

400 notes: I post a picture of one of my geese

500 notes: I draw a hand and post it

750 notes: I draw the first 10 people who reblogged

1,000 notes: I write a @dice-offical and @8-ball-offical oneshot and post it on AO3

1,250 notes: for 24 hours I will answer anything and everything in my inbox

1,500 notes: I go a day without junk food

2,000 notes: I reveal another side blog

I can’t think of anything else so suggestions in the comments please

Not started | In progress | completed

Tags

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@satan-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @ririwithrice @king-of-oreo @aceofpans @thatknifeanon @helpmemiku @glitched-deity @the-official-goose-god @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical @neptunezringzz @duality-the-chaos-god @vessel-eternal @ant-offical @cia-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilgrammar-offical @kindgrammarcheck-offical @typo-offical @grammer-offical @old-english-offical @unsatan-offical @weevil-offical @spider-offical @goose-offical @chappell-roan-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical

[the-queen-of-geese]

Finally posting the notes game!

I’m gonna take this slow because I don’t expect it to get much attention.

Edit: I gravely underestimated the consequences of tagging Pinterest, so everthing’s going up now.

10 notes: I drink a bottle of water every day

50 notes: I draw @satan-offical and post the drawing

100 notes: I rewrite the lyrics of a song (y’all choose) to be gay and post them

150 notes: I post a picture of my dog

200 notes: I stay awake for a full day of classes

300 notes: I reveal one of my side blogs

400 notes: I post a picture of one of my geese

500 notes: I draw a hand and post it

750 notes: I draw the first 10 people who reblogged

1,000 notes: I write a @dice-offical and @8-ball-offical oneshot and post it on AO3

1,250 notes: for 24 hours I will answer anything and everything in my inbox

1,500 notes: I go a day without junk food

2,000 notes: I reveal another side blog

I can’t think of anything else so suggestions in the comments please

Not started | In progress | completed

Tags

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@satan-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @ririwithrice @king-of-oreo @aceofpans @thatknifeanon @helpmemiku @glitched-deity @the-official-goose-god @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical @neptunezringzz @duality-the-chaos-god @vessel-eternal @ant-offical @cia-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilgrammar-offical @kindgrammarcheck-offical @typo-offical @grammer-offical @old-english-offical @unsatan-offical @weevil-offical @spider-offical @goose-offical @chappell-roan-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical

[the-queen-of-geese]

Finally posting the notes game!

I’m gonna take this slow because I don’t expect it to get much attention.

Edit: I gravely underestimated the consequences of tagging Pinterest, so everthing’s going up now.

10 notes: I drink a bottle of water every day

50 notes: I draw @satan-offical and post the drawing

100 notes: I rewrite the lyrics of a song (y’all choose) to be gay and post them

150 notes: I post a picture of my dog

200 notes: I stay awake for a full day of classes

300 notes: I reveal one of my side blogs

400 notes: I post a picture of one of my geese

500 notes: I draw a hand and post it

750 notes: I draw the first 10 people who reblogged

1,000 notes: I write a @dice-offical and @8-ball-offical oneshot and post it on AO3

1,250 notes: for 24 hours I will answer anything and everything in my inbox

1,500 notes: I go a day without junk food

2,000 notes: I reveal another side blog

I can’t think of anything else so suggestions in the comments please

Not started | In progress | completed

Tags

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@satan-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @ririwithrice @king-of-oreo @aceofpans @thatknifeanon @helpmemiku @glitched-deity @the-official-goose-god @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical @neptunezringzz @duality-the-chaos-god @vessel-eternal @ant-offical @cia-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilgrammar-offical @kindgrammarcheck-offical @typo-offical @grammer-offical @old-english-offical @unsatan-offical @weevil-offical @spider-offical @goose-offical @chappell-roan-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical