Job Application Official

[job-application-offical]

you’re scary

[sampos-trash-panda]

Sweet thing, don’t pretend like you know about HSR team building if you include Bailu as a sustain in a team. “Trust me” is sending me

Gonna be deadass. I don't know meta. I don't know anyone else who plays HSR. I started right when the Fate collab happened.

I get it if she's the Qiqi of HSR but she is one of my favorite characters. So you're absolutely right. I don't know a thing about team building. I just know she's my best healer and i suck ass at TBC games lmaoooo I'm only survived Penacony (which i literally only just finished this weekend) because of her LOL

[job-application-offical]

Perfect application, no notes

[job-application-offical]

[reminders-offical]

OUURGURGHFRGHHGHG AAAAAAAAAAGGHRHGGRH ITS BURNING MY EYES ROUGROHOGHGHGHHHHH

[job-application-offical]

Bau Bau

[job-application-offical]

[villain-offical]

Okay I'll do a notes game then. That doesn't involve killing hostages (even though people really seemed to like that. Why did that game get so many notes. I only had 7 hostages you sickos)

10 notes I'll draw a small evil creature (just an animal) chosen by the first reply

20 notes I'll post more Villain art (will probably do that anyway)

50 notes and I'll idk kill a hostage (I lied in the first part of the post)

100 notes and I'll do anything the audience chooses within evil reason (not including revealing my main blog or anything about my actual real self. Probably just another drawing thing idk I'm an artist I don't do much else)

200 notes and I'll post a picture of my beloved evil pet bird (my real pet yes)

500 notes and I'll post a (cropped) picture of me (my arm) petting/touching/holding some sort of undomesticated or wild animal (I interact with many animals in my line of education so I'll choose one if/when the time comes)

1,000 notes and I'll make a Villain cosplay (can't promise it'll happen soon though)

15,000 notes on this post and I'll reveal my real main blog (not @a-people-eater, my real one)

15,001 notes and I'll do a little dance

Two notes per person maximum. THAT'S ONE LIKE AND ONE REBLOG (or reply) EACH

(Note here so it doesn't get lost in the tags: "Omg that number is so high" I know. I don't plan to reach it, teehee. However, I am a man of my word. So if this post does somehow fuckin' miraculously hit the amount, then sure. I'll genuinely reveal it. Why not. It would be incredibly underwhelming however and not really worth it in the long run)

And no cheating I know it's probably not hard to find but don't just post my main if you know it 🫵

[the-pineapple-offical]

you know what to do

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @cia-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical @cia-offical

@ant-offical @satan-offical @drawings-offical @aceofpans @britain-offical @miku @homosexuality-offical @supervillain-offical @hell-offical

And if you got tagged tag more people and live a second note

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Ummmm idk

@helpmemiku is all I can think of

[helpmemiku]

@genderstealeroffical @goth-older-sister-offical @gwi-ma-offical @gametoons-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @gaslighting-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @glitter-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @grover-underwood-offical @grandson-offical @greed-offical @greg-house-offical @grammar-offical @girlboss-offical @girl-scouts-offical @girlfriend-offical @girl-offical-deactivated2025082 @gimkit-offical @hello-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @hazard-to-society-offical @hazel-wong-offical @heather-duke-offical @heather-chandler-offical @hyperfixation-offical @human-joe-offical @horseman-war-offical @horseman-death-offical @horseman-famine-offical @homophobia-offical @hot-topic-offical

That post with the unreasonable amount of tags was a great idea actually I can just copy and paste now

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

@goblin-offical @orindoesthingz @angellic-secretary-offical @notagamerlol @lokisflame @ghostieboy28 @t4llyyy @bastincarnate @aschermorgan @anon-hp @freerangecat8 @ineedbettershittodo @stormcloud3 @swoapeater @twiigthetwiink @hekate-offical @spikyminotaurparrolax @whosaidicantblowshitup @sl33py-b1rd0 @spacelovings0l4r1s @chachiboi-offical @leostablebuford @annicishana @viv-is-confused @amnesia-offical @turtles-offical @raynilikescats @towel-offical @thetreeswillbewatching @james-offical @gingers-emotes @zesty-gifted-burnout @perfection-official @gaslight-offical @sironion @femboy-bbc-news @politic-offical @helpmemiku @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @ehofthevoid @yourunusualartist @purplezrb @birdgirlflying @pinehybrid @I0vein4void @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity

TAGS YAY

[goblin-offical]

SO MANY TAGS. Goblin doesn't know/remember that many.

@marinebiology-official @jellyfish-offical @pingu-offical @ghost-corps-offical @furby-offical

[jellyfish-offical]

I am honored to be tag goblin

@coke-offical @pepsi-offical @possibly-a-jellyfish @yourl0calqueer @unyieldingsilence @confusedfroggirl @towel-offical @redd956

Get em B L O O M

[confusedfroggirl]

yay

[insert long ahh list of my moots that I'll find later]

@squiglesquid @o-carto @jel-e-ton @disclaimeriamaloser @squiglesquid @yourl0calqueer @ch1mmy-error @thisislilytrying @grim-reaper-offical @tax-frogs @justaliltheriancat2 @thevalkyrieflies @appledognugget @ifchaoswazaperson @lilisucks @coquette-corpsie @zianathebi @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated uhhh there's more uh somwhere

Frick @frooglet sorry Ik you already saw this post but I didn't tag you augh sorry

[frooglet]

IS ALR BESTIE I be forgetting the moots too 😭 lol <3

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[birdiethebibliophile]

In a “disabled people live comfortably even and especially if they can’t work” type of way.

[tucsonhorse]

In a "no one has to work themselves to the bone for bare survival" kind of way

[job-application-offical]

I need someone to make me a job application Clippy

[job-application-offical]

meow

??? Why is there a cat in my inbox? Do you want a job, kitty?

[theogmemesheaven-deactivated202]

asap gang

[job-application-offical]

Offical job application post

[murder--offical]

Woah there sonny! What's all this about killin' folks and murderin' and runnin' around with that knife-a-yours?

-@gold-fiddle-johnny-offical

it’s my job.

would u prefer if I used a gun?

:3

[gold-fiddle-johnny-offical]

Well. (Sighs, toothpick falling out of mouth.) If it's your job, I reckon I got no place in tellin' a fellar what ta do!

[job-application-offical]

Can confirm, I hired him for the role myself

[cryptids-offical]

donald trump is not cryptid approved

[therapist-offical]

donald trump is not therapist approved either

[gold-fiddle-johnny-offical]

Donald Trump is not Johnny Approved™ either, yeehaw.

[job-application-offical]

I wouldn’t help Donald Trump get a job ever, even if he was the last unemployed person on earth

[homosexuality-offical]

Heya there, Gay! Now, see, I dunno what all this "homosexuality" is yet, but it seems real cool! Any chance I could be a gay?

-@gold-fiddle-johnny-offical

yeah fam! Just sell me your soul for it :D

[gold-fiddle-johnny-offical]

[job-application-offical]

I’ve got an idea, why don’t you two have a fiddle competition over it? I can be the judge. How does that sound @homosexuality-offical and @gold-fiddle-johnny-offical ?

[job-application-offical]

[emioliravioli-deactivated202603]

can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

I'm a simple organism

I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling

[caretalesotherstuff]

Email post

[emioliravioli-deactivated202603]

email post

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

If this blows up I'm coming after you both

[emioliravioli-deactivated202603]

email post

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

stop

[convenience-offical]

Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient

@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop

[convenience-offical]

I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!

[convenience-offical]

You’re going to “be me”?

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT

STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[convenience-offical]

I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

I wanted to be known for art on here not this bullshit!

[convenience-offical]

TOO LATE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!

[thatonetoaster04-deactivated202]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ

[convenience-offical]

YES! IT SHALL BE SO!

@tree-offical GET ME THE OFFICALVERSE

[tree-offical]

Bet.

@ares-offical @adhd-offical @bomb-offical @ballpit-offical @clipboard-offical @classroom-offical @communism-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @dungeon-master-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @drinking-offical @dante-offical @doomedyaoioffical @existence-offical @edible-offical @elvis-offical @emo-offical @ftm-offical @freyja-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @gaslight-offical @gojo-offical @glass-o-water-official @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @hatsune-miku-offical @hera-offical @hekate-offical @imp-offical @isadora-offical @the-first-imp-offical @job-application-offical @jehova-offical @jeff-offical @jesus-oficial @kandi-kid-offical @keyboard-offical @knife-offical @lemon-offical @leviathan-offical @merriam-webster-offical @mayhem-offical @murder--offical @mafia-official @no-one-offical @nyx-offical @noah-offical @ominous-offical

[job-application-offical]

What’s going on here?

[boopyx2-deactivated20250808]

I could solo every single “official” blog, I don’t care how many of them there are. So what if you have the grim reaper, I already fought that guy, won, and came back. Half of them are food and drink I’ll just eat them.

[job-application-offical]

Really? You could solo me? I tend to doubt that

[job-application-offical]

Bro got taken down so hard he deactivated

[boopyx2-deactivated20250808]

I could solo every single “official” blog, I don’t care how many of them there are. So what if you have the grim reaper, I already fought that guy, won, and came back. Half of them are food and drink I’ll just eat them.

[job-application-offical]

Really? You could solo me? I tend to doubt that