okay, we all know gomez is a lovely man. Perfect husband. I won’t deny that- you’ll never catch me shading gomez.
but hear me out on simon. We can all see the glory and majesty of his massive titties and his slutty little harness, but he is SO MUCH MORE than just that. Not only is he the product of two indie projects that spited hollywood like an absolute fuckin champ, but he is covered in literally the most blood. 80 THOUSAND gallons of it. The most blood ever. It’s a timeless art for tumblr, loving a man covered in blood and whimpering, and by GOD is he doing both in triple fold.
secondly, he is so, so painfully tragic. His stars are dead. He’s got religious trauma from being raised in a cult. He’s a murderer who never wanted to hurt anyone. He begs and cries and apologizes to inanimate objects when he hits them. He just wanted to be free. He’s seen the horrors and they like him FAR too much. If it isnt an eldtritch god its monsters like you’ve never seen. he was lied to over and over and over about getting to be free. He just wanted to live. His last moments are spent raging against the dying light and cradling the last remains of hope for humanity, whispering “take care of this for me, okay mom?” As he’s deformed against his will. He was sent to die without so much as them knowing his name. He’s disabled. He’s terrified. He’s never known peace.
And now, him and ryland grace are reviving the dead arts of fandom, bringing back the classic art of crossover shipping, splicing clips to give simon a better ending, comic dubs, fan edits, 100k word fics, fan merch, bringing together two pieces of media just because people loved simon SO MUCH that they wanted to give him the chance to live that he deserved.
also, its not like his actor is at ALL a stranger to this platform. The man has a tumblr for god’s sake. He’s actively here. He’s been feeding this website for over a decade at this point. He’s the youtube heartthrob, just a sweetheart and kind man in general, who made this project with all the effort and heart he could expend and more.
who better a candidate for 2026’s tumblr sexyman, than a man soaked in blood, crying and mutated, played by a beloved youtuber who has been in the game for years, curling up in the arms of a dorky middle school teacher turned astronaut in his slutty little harness? Vote simon NOW.
also gomez would love this man. Gomez would want you to vote for him, he's soaked so much more blood than he is! Fair is only fair
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