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everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

superiorhomo

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

ginathethundergoddess

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

animentality

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

kalyayev-deactivated20180228

New favorite cryptid: locals

omnistruck

I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

First of all can we not refer to a child as “it”. Second of all I always knew James Corden was up for taking out a kid for the sake of glory

them: u are a bad person

me: nice try. im not a person at all

dondaario

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

adramofpoison

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

littlelions101

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

100wizard

happy pride!

pacificrim-archive

which one of you did this

cosmic-espero

I am disturbed and intrigued

wavvvvyyyyyyyyy

I’m so proud of him

ghouls-rush-in

hablup

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

I just ate half a large bag of chips before realising they were the wrong flavour and idk man my life is a lie

bimulder-deactivated20250518

mark hamill surprised adam scott on jimmy kimmel and its???? the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life???

yourfursona

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

yourfursona

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

I’ve literally not been in this account for months and then I come back and I’m still getting followers and people are still reblogging my content?? like thank you it’s like i’ve left a pot of yogurt under my bed and it grew a culture despite the fact I didn’t do anything to nurture it so thanks for being the mold on my yogurt guys

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

ventrue

sometimes if you squint hard enough there are individual coherent sentences

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

These two paragraphs are art

equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

snickerslizard

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

star-spangled-jackass

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

altadude-deactivated20190418

lesbopsappho

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

yeltumpar

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

lifeisducky

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

grandpafucker-deactivated202310

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

lordicexx

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

prettyarb

Honestly this just about brings me to tears.

Roddenberry, Shatner, Nimoy, Nichols and all the rest of the original Star Trek cast and crew had no small role in making the moon landing as important as it was. A few years before they set that lunar module down, this little TV show came along and fanned the dream into wildfire with an image of what humanity in space could actually look like—not only peaceful on our own world, endlessly curious, and prosperous enough to pursue it, but an active force for good in the greater universe. Carrying not what’s most toxic about us, but what’s best about us out to the stars.

Everybody who has worked at NASA or any other space agency for the past 50 years is waiting for the day when that unmanned probe doing a flyby on a comet can be controlled from the bridge of a space-faring vessel. When we’re not just looking at that comet through a color-coded sonar map, but we can look out a porthole and see it tumbling by with our own eyes. When as a species we can finally outgrow hate and fear and violence, and turn our faces with joy toward all the beauties and wonders that lie waiting to be discovered.

And every time he does this, Shatner is reminding them of what that hope feels like.