disaster lesbian

L || 24 || she/they mainly d&p, the pitt, muna/bg, hr, hockey, gay shit, and other things sprinkled for flavour hockey sb: wavychirps my yaps are under #l calls to the void

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[miiilowo]

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

[miiilowo]

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

[wavychip]

finally accepting that i’m a lesbian, happy pride :)

[wavychip]

one year later, let’s gooooooo ❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️

[see-y0u-space-c0wb0y]

i truly am a sucker for a cheesy show/movie based off of a cheesy ass book

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[wavychip]

i locked my phone from distracting apps for 2 hours and the amount of things i have missed in those 2 hours is astounding

[wavychip]

i don’t think i’ve clicked a presale link faster in my life

[natural-brn-loser]

PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE FUCKING BRIDGERS

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[cordspaghetti]

does anyone else sometimes feel evil for making too many posts in a day. like i will just keep posting regardless but usually once i pass 4ish i start feeling like some type of villain…

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

jeez. sorry you didn't like it.

[pr1nciss]

I love Lana but Trixie highkey ate her up when she covered “video games”