Cowabunga

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[teenscoolest]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[retrogamingblog]

Exploded Nintendo Systems by Richard Parry

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[juliannegriepp]

i Definitely don’t post here enough so here’s a spongebob thing for my internship loll

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[fuckablogname]

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[je--ne-regrette--rien]

[methhomework]

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[paradeofimaginations]

I love how he’s not even mad lol

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[metrolines]

Iconic

[frontpagewoman]

[bust-down-memeiana]

Just don’t want nobody to be great

[ebon-sean]

But that trash ass “Meant To Be” song by Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line, which straight up uses a trap beat, counts as country tho, okay 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[nyokoko]

“Embrace enough elements of today’s country” oh you mean the songs about trucks, beers, (white)girls, and driving down backcountry roads with a splash of white nationalism and nativism?

[adorkablejae]

[justjerrae]

This shit go tho 😭 they hatin 🙄

[candiikismet]

Smh, they need to let him have that. That shit slap.

[bng101-deactivated20200903]

[hydelost-blog]

BILLBOARD ARE ASSHOLES

[slaveney]

[beyoncespenis]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

[pepsiprincesa]

every time i see this i fall tf out