Dear manbatmanbatman, @waynebrucewaynebruceman - Tumblr Blog

I got excited that it was a new month and I said “Happy June!” to my girlfriend, to which she responded “Happy Batman” in a strange small voice. I was confused. She was confused. Batman was probably confused. I got her to repeat it four times before I finally understood what she was saying.

…………..“happy pride month”.

So to all my fellow queers of every flavour, may June find you well, may you be safe, and may you be loved. But most importantly,

HAPPY BATMAN!

#batman #bruce wayne #manbat #waynbruce #pride #trans #queer #pride month #June pride #happy pride month #happy Batman

Dear @manbatmanbatman ,

Wow I sure do wish I had a burger. From gay street. You know what though I went to the expat grocery store here to get the CHEESE GROMIT to make The Girlfriend mac and cheese, and they were selling Beyond Meat Burger patties 0: Very unexpected. Unfortunately I don’t like fake meat because it’s too close to real meat. And I don’t have an oven so I can’t make chips. Big L.

Stay Fresh Cheesebag,

Your best Waynebrucewaynebruceman.

P.S. Just found a fat fucken piece of lint in my sock. Life is crazy and I’m here for the ride. Please find attached a picture of said lint, cucumber for size.

#parasocial relationship with manbatmanbatman #I was the rat on Gay Street #say hi to BigFoot for me

lesbinewren

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

undeadhousewife

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

da-boy-o-kultur

Oh they already sold us to the developers and the developers went bankrupt trying to dislodge us.

ariwrote

Concubine Chu Wanning, one of the first and yet unloved concubines of an emperor, forced into the cold palace because she's never given the emperor children... and the newest addition to the harem, Mo Ran, who stumbles upon a treasure hidden within the palace.

Young favored concubine Mo Ran who dotes on her jiejie~ Chu Wanning is convinced that Mo Ran only visits her to mock her. Why else would someone so favored by the emperor keep barging into the cold palace?

I need MR to whisper in Chu Wanning’s ear that she can show her what being favored by their husband is like if her jiejie just says yes. Dragging her finger across the sharp profile of Chu Wanning, she lowers hers eyes. "You must be so lonely here, won't you let meimei help you?"

Mo Ran uses the gifts the emperor spoils her with to doll up Chu Wanning... expensive makeup and jewelry, she always makes Wanning sit there while she decorates her brow with a huadian, drapes her in jade and gold. Even her own clothes, which Mo Ran dresses Chu Wanning up in like a doll.

At one point Chu Wanning says she feels more Mo Ran's concubine than the emperor's, and something alights in Mo Ran's eyes, possessive. Hungry.

#i need to read this in full #2ha #erha #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #want want want want

elena-illustration

Any play, performance, or game is a cage because it’s played by the rules written by someone else. How can a heartless man escape such a cage?

#incredible art #body horror #reminds me of Hannibal

gemma-nye

What I love so much about the idea of a mystery plotline in Good Omens series two is that the writers so clearly looked at the archetype of a crime solving duo and said “no but what if Aziraphale, the poster child for the helpful yet easily impressed sidekick was actually the master detective while his gritty, cynical, crime noir companion couldn’t care less about the actual mystery and only stood to point out obvious clues to him like Dora the Explorer.”

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #cannot wait for Crowley's sass and undying love

biceratops7

Dang it guys

we only ever talked about HALF of why these scenes were a big deal, like I just realized this today and my heart is going insane.

It’s not just that Crowley’s pissed at Gabriel for treating who he thinks as Aziraphale this way, the last thing he says to the people about to kill him is a benign and peaceful wish to see them again.

And like- this is Crowley trying to replicate Aziraphale to a T. So he legitimately just sees him as this endless well of compassion, someone who is always warm and accepting. It’s not just their friendship throughout the years, he remembers Aziraphale’s kindness on the Eastern Gate. When the angel had absolutely no reason to trust this random demon who just slithered up next to him. Crowley knows that he’s loved. Maybe not like that quite yet (although he’d be very wrong), but he knows that around his friend he’s always welcome and safe.

And Aziraphale?

Well he just thinks Crowley’s the coolest fucker alive, like he is laying it in THICK and enjoying every second. Listen to that charisma, look at that smirk. These are traits that are typically only appreciated in the context of how good it makes Crowley at tempting, a job he hates. But Aziraphale doesn’t see someone manipulative or regard this persona as signs of his “demonic nature”, he just sees Crowley. Someone charming, fun loving, and cute.

This is when we get to know precisely why they love each other, what exactly they see in the other.

#they're so in love #ineffable husbands #good omens #this post makes me so happy

avengersandspidey

Miles: Can I be frank with you guys?

Hobie: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Gwen: Can I still be Gwen?

Pavitr: Shh, let Frank speak.

#spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #i would live for Pavitr #Pavitr ray of sunshine

iwannabealice

*at the zoo*

hobie: what are they in for?

miles: this isn't prison

hobie: so they can leave?

miles: no, but-

pavitr, pointing at a giraffe: i bet that one murdered someone

#spiderman atsv #incorrect quotes #hobie will break them out #and cheer when a kangaroo starts humping an office worker

unforth

Since it was buried in my huge liveblog post and got no reaction but I think I'm funny, here are my meme impressions of Mo Ran and Chu Wanning, at about 25 chapters in to 2ha...