Everyday Means Everyday

MXTX novels (SVSSS, MDZS, and TGCF) as incorrect quotes! This could either be from one of the novels or crossovers

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Luo Binghe: Ooh you want me so bad

Shen Qingqiu: I don’t know where you got that information from

Luo Binghe: The voices in my head telling me

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Shen Qingqiu: Oh boy I sure do love being a straight male

Shang Qinghua: $20

Liu Mingyan: $22

The System: $23.50

Shen Qingqiu: why are you bidding on me

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Mei Nianqing: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Xie Lian, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Qi Rong, poking Mei Nianqing’s arm: State Preceptor. State Preceptor. State Preceptor.

Mei Nianqing: WHAT?

Xie Lian, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Qi Rong: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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Hua Cheng: Bitch.

He Xuan: Blocked.

Hua Cheng: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

He Xuan: Unblocked.

Hua Cheng: Bitch.

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Mu Qing: meow

Feng Xin: meow

Mu Qing: grown ass man

Feng Xin: BITCH???

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Shen Qingqiu: dude

Shang Qinghua: waddup bro

Shen Qingqiu: you’d marry me if I asked right

Shang Qinghua: I’d marry the shit out of you man

Shen Qingqiu: cool

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Pei Ming: Would you slap General Nan Yang-

Mu Qing: Yes.

Pei Ming: I didn't even finish!

Mu Qing: Fine, continue.

Pei Ming: Would you slap General Na Yang for 100 gold bars?

Mu Qing: I would do it for free.

Feng Xin: Rude...

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Pei Ming: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Feng Xin: His name was Jared he's 19.

Lang Qianqiu: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Xie Lian: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Quan Yizhen, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Mu Qing: Horrible job everyone.

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Thanks for the boops! 😊

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Quan Yizhen: Why doesn’t Shixiong find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Lang Qianqiu: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Quan Yizhen: *bites lip*

Lang Qianqiu: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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He Xuan, passing their phone to Shi Qingxuan: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Shi Qingxuan, passing the phone back to He Xuan: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

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Jiang Cheng: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Nie Huaisang: What? No, I—

Wei Wuxian: *enters room*

Jiang Cheng: *jaw clenches*

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Shang Qinghua: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my tasks?

Shen Qingqiu: Do it or you're straight.

Shang Qinghua: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

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Sorry for not posting any incorrect quotes for a while, but I have been incredibly busy and my mind is filled with TGCF at the moment (how we feeling tgcf fans)

If I do come back, I will admit that majority of the quotes I post might be just TGCF, so apologies for that

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Shen Qingqiu: God, if only someone loved me…

Liu Qingge: *standing behind him with roses*

Luo Binghe: *holding box of chocolates*

Zhuzhi-Lang: *has balloons and a card*

Shang Qinghua: *facepalms* This is sad.

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Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Lan Wangji: I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure