[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[self-loving-vampire]

I am serious. We can't keep doing things like "curiosity = bizarre male quirkiness"

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[saggeses]

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

[saggeses]

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

[bob-belcher]

The Mummy (1999), dir. Stephen Sommers

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[knucklecurve]

we’ve never been more back

[knucklecurve]

IT’S SO OVER……..

[glitchlight]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[natalieironside]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[boyd-stevens]

RACHEL WEISZ as EVELYN CARNAHAN in THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[atomicjeallyfish]

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

[mywingsaremadeofplastic]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[newporters]

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?

[relelvance]

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry