Tea

26, it/she, transfem, Italy occasionally nsfw

[larval-tear]

why not

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's honestly kinda awesome how you can have no friends for eight years as a kid and then for the rest of your life in any social situation you'll be at all times seconds from throwing your body at the nearest window. wow brains really are so adaptive.

[macquarieridge]

amazing tweet by mou

[clockyclockyclockwork]

new job is an inclusive workplace for dolls and dollies

[awawandroid]

Tips for Working with Dollies

Avoid sudden loud sounds

Do not raise your voice at Dollies

You may need to remind Dollies to blink or simulate breathing if they are not doing so

If you notice tears on a Dolly's face, gently guide it away from customers to dry storage and leave it be there

Some "awawa"s are to be expected from a Dolly, but notify a manager immediately if "awawa" becomes the only response to stimulus

Do not attempt to stop a Dolly from eating products, including products which are inedible to humans.

Do not leave two or more Dollies together unsupervised during operating hours

If two or more Dollies have been left unsupervised together for any length of time, prepare a degreaser bottle and mop bucket with sanitizer solution, and wait for the Dollies to emerge of their own accord

Do not ask Dollies to handle Drive-Through orders. They do not understand microphones

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Huh? No, long hair is when it goes down to your waist. Hair down to your shoulders is still pretty short....

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

since ive started estrogen, many aspects of me huave bcome quite jiggly

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[magicalastronomies]

counting or not counting stand violence

[thepervertlesbian]

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[panteneprovcommercial]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[waywardeeyore]