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Everyone's favorite vodka aunt! Kat. 25. Pan. Anime, video game, and trash humor blog. Please don't take me too seriously.

[lakevida]

is everything okay man i couldn't help but notice you've been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

[zendayamybabe]

3rd of april?? what the fuck. what’s next? april 4th?? a 5th of april???? give me a fucking break.

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[feralseraph]

[brianeno]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[mrbiglong3000]

god gave them hands but not shame

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Fave account on IG

[sosuperawesome]

Lemonscribs on Instagram / Redbubble

[outofcontextdnd]

"I know us bards get a reputation for being promiscuous and flirty, but if I wasn't would I have my awesome wife and beautiful stepchildren?"

"Those are dragons"

[fuckjerry]

[drearyhours]

no part of tumblr university is funnier than this terrible building mockup

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

“Stop thinking of anarchism as just another “world order,” just another social system. From where we all stand, in this very dominated, very controlled world, it is impossible to imagine living without any authorities, without laws or governments. No wonder anarchism isn’t usually taken seriously as a large-scale political or social program: no one can imagine what it would really be like, let alone how to achieve it — not even the anarchists themselves. Instead, think of anarchism as an individual orientation to yourself and others, as a personal approach to life. That isn’t impossible to imagine. Conceived in these terms, what would anarchism be? It would be a decision to think for yourself rather than following blindly. It would be a rejection of hierarchy, a refusal to accept the “god given” authority of any nation, law, or other force as being more significant than your own authority over yourself. It would be an instinctive distrust of those who claim to have some sort of rank or status above the others around them, and an unwillingness to claim such status over others for yourself. Most of all, it would be a refusal to place responsibility for yourself in the hands of others: it would be the demand that each of us be able to choose our own destiny.”

— Crimethinc: No Masters

[chikurinkun]

お祈りまだらおじさん

[torridgristle]