A little bit of this...A little bit of that...

I am me. I combine the magic of Disney with my own smartass nature. I am me.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wdwmanda]

Nothing makes you feel like a shitty mom then finding out that toys don't really exist for the show your autistic kiddo is currently hyperfixated on.

He LOVES the show "If you give a mouse a cookie" but the show ended in 2021 so what is available is pricey for me right now.

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[bogleech]

All those accounts though….

[thegeekogecko]

[calmdowngorgeous]

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

[wdwmanda]

My amazing toddler just got diagnosed as autistic.

My husband and I both have ADHD and both have awesome autistic folks in our family trees so the fact that his lil' neurodivergent apple didn't fall too far from our neurodivergent orchard wasn't too surprising.

Autistic folks of tumblr, what do you wish your folks knew about you and what best to help you soar when you were little??

(Besides that there is nothing to "cure" and that Autism Speaks is the only thing on the planet worse than PETA.)

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[bloodandglittertastessobitter]

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

[whatevercomestomymind]

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

[wdwmanda]

Has anyone made a gif of the scene from the Bluey episode "Puppets" where Unicorse says, "My life is a lie.." and then faints....cause I need a gif of that for my life right now lol

[lesbiangracehanson]

something lgbt just happened here fr…..

[pluralzalpha]

I love this. Scotty fudged his figures so he’d seem super efficient; Geordi and Miles just accepted their captains making unreasonable demands from them.

B'elanna just said “It’ll be done in 24 hours, or you can stick up your ass.” Respect

[rihkamakoru]

[fruitypies]

Fellas this isn't good enough, why isn't it burning? Are you really gonna let it survive through Christmas???

BURN THE DAMN GOAT

[transmechanicus]

MOLOTOV SLINGSHOT ON THE ROOF I DONT CARE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

[wdwmanda]

I mean.....doesn't anyone have a drone with a flame thrower attachment??

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[vet-nrse-studys]

[wdwmanda]

This was 100% me trying to clear out all my stuff that I had in my old storage unit that was now in the room that was to become my son's nursery. The impending due date wasn't enough to get me to get it done, it was my husband telling me if it wasn't done by a certain date he was just gonna throw it all away. I got it cleared out 3 days later and just in time because my son ended up heing born 5 weeks early!

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[tallahasseemp3]

tell me (in the tags) one thing you got into for the first time in 2021 that brought you joy :)

[ghoulchurch]

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

[ghoulchurch]

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

[wdwmanda]

Most of ours didn't even bother wearing costumes!! Just walked around the neighborhood with their backpacks on their chests and opened. I mean, they still got candy but Hubby and I thought it was just so weird!

[hodgman]

Available in Brooklyn all of a sudden. (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVGT8zQlzei/?utm_medium=tumblr

[wilwheaton]

The Simon Lebon Pork Roll is always sold out.

[wdwmanda]

Seriously, pork roll is one of my favorite Jersey things! I'm so glad I can find it now in Florida!!

Whenever I see my folks in Louisiana I HAVE to bring large amounts of it with me for my dad. One year I was flying home for Xmas so I bought one of the HUGE rolls, like this thing was 2 feet long and 6 inches thick!! I had to do something to make sure it survived my whole flight. So I froze it for a solid week before my trip and then covered it in tinfoil and then wrapped it in a thick beach towel to help keep it cold. I put it in my carry-on so it wouldn't stink up my clothes is my cooling technique didn't work, just would make my backpack and laptop smell.

Get to the airport and I go through security. I take the laptop out of the bag but leave the pork roll and my computer wires in. It goes through the X-Ray machine and suddenly a LOT of TSA agents are surrounding me and my bag. Lead TSA dude comes by and asks me: "Is this your bag?"

Me: "Yes sir."

TSA: "Has this bag been in your possession the entire time?"

Me: "Yes sir....."

At this point I am very VERY confused and concerned

TSA: "May we examine your bag?"

Me: "Yes.....sir???"

They open the bag, move the towel, and all they see is a metal cylinder and a bunch of wires....

Me: "Wow...that looks bad. Um...that is frozen breakfast meat and laptop wires. Please don't make me get rid of it, it's my Xmas present for my Dad."

Luckily everyone laughed when I was allowed to peel back the tinfoil to show them it was in fact frozen breakfast meat and I was in fact not trying to bring a bomb onto my plane!!

[rosebramblewolf]

would also like to say, vietnam was not the last war ever televised, the gulf war in the 90s was. it was on every channel plus cable you could not escape it

[wdwmanda]

Hell, the Gulf War helped put CNN on the map!! Similar in fashion to how 9/11 put the rest of the modern 24hr news channels on the map.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

being born in 2022 like "you were one of the very first babies of the first post-covid generation" "I know grandma but can I please borrow your charging field my holo-gloves are at 13% and this animal crossing duel is gonna be a bloodbath"

[am-banana-deactivated20230904]

You absolutely understand what animal crossing is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh shit there's already a name for it

[thequeerofthenorth]

counter point: it’ll be more annoying when they have to explain why some experience or skill isn’t universal for them because most of the world won’t bother to factor in that an entire generation grew up different

[wdwmanda]

Everyone keeps saying my son is a quarantine baby....um nope! We waited on trying until Inwas back from being furloughed from my job to make sure we could afford to have him!

I was told at the hospital where we had them that since quarantine they had tripled the amount of babies born there than during pre quarantine time period