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johnnycrass

your vibes m’lord………

laughconfetti

Check them for me, court jester

somnolentsuggestions

vulnerability is a scam the only thing left 2 do is run away to the mountains and become the local witch

irlmicolash

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

irlmicolash

every time the camera turns to me, my plague doctor mask has gotten longer

monstermonstre

gender: addams

tumbiruserplzza-deactivated2022

assigned goth at birth

fruitstim

hockeyheart

tsarbucks-deactivated20190812

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

paxamericana

f1rstperson

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

princekarkat

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

ralfmaximus

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

zooophagous

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

todayesterday

love at first sight: when you walk into a new café and you fall in love with it right then and there 🍃

dizzyallaround

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted