Our Fairy Tale

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[weloveshortvideos]

[agalaxydrifter]

I accidentally watched this ten times.

[fats]

i’m crying

[purrrfectlygay]

It is so much better with sound. 

[paul-simons-muse-deactivated202]

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

[firefilledskies]

I’m sobbing

[cheerupghost]

petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

[babzgordon]

#your 20s is picking up the pieces and trying to play catch-up with ppl who had a plan (via merovingiens)

[celestri4l-deactivated20260531]

It’s been put into words

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[axew]

↖ easily manipulated by the pokemon company

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[meanplastic]

[nice-wig-janis]

MARYKATE OLSENNNNN OMG MY HEART

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[ganymedesclock]

A small thing about Lance and the Blue Lion:

Blue encountered the team first and thus could have had her pick of any of them had she wanted. While three of the five Lions place glyphs to lead their paladin to them, Green takes a ‘trail of breadcrumbs’ approach while Yellow has only a few marks, but with precise instructions. Blue, however, fills the entire cave, lights them up, and then personally breaks the floor in easily the largest show of activity, and as soon as Lance is in her cavern he starts talking about how he feels like she’s staring at him.

Blue not only chose Lance, he was her first choice, and she was very excited about him. Given Keith had been there before to photograph the markings and probably spent a lot of time in that cave, Blue repeatedly passed up Keith- who is the person that Iverson told Lance he was the subpar replacement of. 

This is reinforced in Blue’s cavern, when Keith specifically replies negative to Lance’s “Does anyone else feel like this thing is staring at them” and Keith touches Blue’s barrier to no effect.

A sentient being has been stuck in a cave for a very long time, and rather than take the first opportunity to get out of there, she chose to wait for Lance. It’s unclear if she specifically knew Lance was out there, or if she was just immediately charmed by him as soon as he showed up.

So basically if Blue was human and the kind of person to carry a wallet there would probably be a picture of Lance in it and everyone she talked to for more than five seconds would see it.

[miss-cigarettes]

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[ladyshinga]

[upallnightogetloki]

moonlitwitch:

ladyshinga:

I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke

it’s my favorite joke

I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!

[whiskey-and-c41]

Love

[mymodernmet]

Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat Learns to Walk, Run, and Jump

[dynastylnoire]

I follow the instagram for the kitty. I think it’s able maw

[buddy-berry]

its able_maew and its a really nice really nice family!

[difficult]

The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.

Nicholas Sparks (via difficult)

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[ericthelavender]

Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones? 

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

[thundercaya]

The ones who share a “yikes™” glance with you when someone is rude

[singsoftly]

I remember once I was loading up a shelf with jars of pasta sauces and something from above fell and knocked a jar, which knocked like 3 other jars

Somehow i caught all of them before they hit the ground.

A passerby goes “wow you should play for the Australian cricket team”

Made my day and i still remember it like 9 years later lmao