Worst at what I do best

Taylor, 19, Canada, Super Gay Mess. I enjoy bands, getting overly emotional over fictional wlw, video games, sunsets, golden retrievers, and my favourite colour is plaid. Side band blog: flu0rescent-blvck

[turbro]

(original video here) (idea credit to diorum)

[aeriktirel]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[weavemama]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[mariolucario493]

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[kaijufluffs]

[onion-souls]

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

[lesbiangeekspiral]

Okay but WHY do all the fictional lesbians realise they’re gay/come out via having a girlfriend??! Real lesbian culture is crying alone in your room because you’re 372 miles away from another lesbian at any given moment, sorry TV but I Can’t Relate.

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[gluten-free-pussy]

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

[floralsprinted-deactivated20230]

Are you homophobic?

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

[dynastylnoire]

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

[commanderalexa]

me realizing that finally clarke owes nothing more to her people. she doesn’t owe her life to them anymore

me realizing that clarke’s maybe someday is finally here but lexa is no longer here to experience it with her

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[paprika]

[approach]

HAHA

[nudne]

not to be a lesbian but you know when you’re kissing a girl and it’s good and soft and she runs a hand through your hair and you feel her smile into the kiss? fuck i’m gay

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

[mmarkle]

trump: “no politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly than me”

barack obama:

hillary clinton:

abraham lincoln: 

jfk:

[avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018]

me: tomorrow’s the day I start over! I’m going to strive to be a better person and make healthier choices!

me tomorrow: i’m cosmically insignificant time’s an illusion & I hope i die soon

[a-ltaria]

the old gospel choir // modern baseball.