The Best Of Me

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[totalparksandrec]

[myheartisasleep]

I’m crying

[rivalsmusic]

Omg no, it’s too much.

[king-emare]

[thegreatestvirtue-deactivated20]

My aching heart

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[wwbioteach]

That rich white guy is the same one that’s always saying people need to just work harder and get better jobs so they can get the things he thinks he worked for.

[gayfilte]

I work at a pizza place. I once got a table of 50 high schoolers. They all ordered small things like just fries and a drink or something like that adding up to around $250. They tipped a collective $65, that’s more than 25%. Meanwhile another day, I got a table of 15 upper middle class adults and they gave me $3. On a $160 order. That’s 2%.

The difference between those adults and the kids is most of those kids know what it’s like to work a min wage job.

[nostopdasgay]

And speaking as a hostess, i never get complaints from groups of teenagers if I tell them itll be a 35-45 min wait. They just smile, say thank you, and talk amongst eachother while waiting. But you know who does complain every 10 min? Middle aged adults with a serious issue of self-importance.

[taliabobalia]

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.

[constable-frozen]

wow….

[triisoup]

Oh my god

[spacemaester]

ARE YOU JOKING

[fieldhandblues]

HBCUs….step your game up.

[jjsinterlude]

How bitch?! How?!

[kouha]

ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….

[unclefather]

i’m 20 years old and this is new to me

[mienhar3l]

what’s the difference though

[homerically]

Hot Chocolate= Milk Cocoa= Water

[girlygirlsgettinfit]

WTF

[wolven-hearted]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hautedeath]

[manzin]

A whole fucking bunch of this.

[besidelaluna]

WORD

[atb182-deactivated20200604]

Re-fucking-blog!

[dsydee-deactivated20220409]

Reblog this mothertrucker!

[lesbiansandvans-deactivated2014]

If you dont reblog this, REVALUATE your fucking life.

[teenage-tragedies666]

I WILL FOREVER REBLOG OK

[roguessugah]

How could you not reblog?

[yourlittleharmonicaishammered]

MY ANACONDA…

MY ANACONDA…

MY ANACONDA…

[ororomunroe-archive]

[we-dream-out-l0ud]

marvel + songs

[idgah]

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

[flightless-moth]

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

[piecomic]

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[fireyams]

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

[freckled-heart]

zeus

[ladyhexane]

#i meAN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG

[pantywitch]

[sarcasticphil-deactivated201808]

THAT WILL WEAR OFF IN A FEW DAYS

I CAN’T BREATHE

[bertie-renard]

im pretty sure this is exactly what happened though

[andromedafalls]

A contribution by me

[andromedafalls]

Bringing this back because it’s important. If you are of age, please register to vote immediately and learn the differences between our major political parties.

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[elegantpaws]

LOL! I can’t with him.

[aixela89]

I love him. Hilarious

[wolvesinparadise]

The Santa clause one is the best!

[we-dream-out-l0ud]

Everybody say sausage keep it goin'

Everyone: Eggs, bacon, grits

Fam: sAUSAGE

Ashton: I worked at KFC but we didn't sell

Fam: SAUSAGE

Calum: I play the bass so the girls want my

Fam: SAUSAGE

Michael: when I dye my hair girls cry for my

Fam: SAUSAGE

Luke: when we win awards I try to hide my

Fam: SAUSAGE