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#cat #charlie chaplin #transgender #gender fuck #edits #my cat #her name is jasmine and she is in fact trans

insane goodwill pickup

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

elbiotipo

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

elbiotipo

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

kaijuerotica

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

eebie

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

eebie

just-a-nowhere-giirl

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

wayneradiotv

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

dregtal

OBJECTION! This incident happened in Russia back in 2015, and has nothing to do with any US politician, Biden or otherwise. If you have some dirt on any politician from any political party across the globe, by all means share it, but don’t post total bullshit and present it as absolute fact.

anarchoblake

No biren said he hates dogs and to bury him, see the ad?

mabelsguidetolife

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

mabelsguidetolife

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

peetum

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

negativesanchez

#i feel like just state can work for specific states if theyre a niche one #like being a proud californian or proud texan is :/#but if youre proud to be from rhode island? ok lets see where this takes us y'know

gostaks

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

btc-official-deactivated2024071

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

retroactivebakeries

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being