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Someone: Raising a family is hard.

Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough to each other.

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

mcavoy

We’re all gonna die 🙃

kingjaffejoffer

Let me preface this statement by reiterating that I hate donald trump and I wouldnt be mad if he passed away peacefully in his sleep

But the pettiness in this tweet cracked me the fuck up

10/10 - Would tweet this if I were a world leader with no self control

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twinsfawn

this is hilarious without context

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Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

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just got L.A.I.D

Launched Into A Depressive spiral

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It’s the most “wonderful” time of the year.

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Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing.

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maybe luke likes to stand on cliffs and stare at the ocean all day because he grew up on a desert planet and can’t believe there’s so much fucking water

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this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

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life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

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this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

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New skills: Santas brush up on their sign language during a Santa School held recently at Royal City Centre. The Santas return to school each fall to fine-tune their skills for the holidays.