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@friend-crow

My favorite thing about the John Wick movies is how all the background characters seem just completely unconcerned with everything going on around them. Nobody ever like tries to call the cops or anything. This must happen all the time.

natalieironside

“Hey, I’m gonna be a few minutes late today… . Yeah, it’s the assassins again… . I swear, every gddamn day with this shit.”

natalieironside

“Hey, did you hear about Frankie?”

“Nah. What happened?”

“Assassins got him. Did gun karate all over him.”

“Aw, damn, that sucks. Anyway. Did you catch the game last night?”

natalieironside

Nah actually my favorite part is still in the second movie when we found out that the guild of assassins has an extensive administrative bureaucracy made up entirely of ambiguously-gendered alt girls dressed like old-timey bank tellers. That was super weird but in like a cool way. The fact that everyone seems to think this is normal is my second-favorite part.

azdoine

#My head Canon is that everything in the John wick universe runs on the same degree of secrecy #Like plumbers have codewords and guilds and secret knocks #Taxi drivers are split into seven distinct factions distinguished by their medallions #The assassins are actually the most normal ones there

yaninus-de-venoix

have a couple medieval dance tunes, feat. my hammered dulcimer and me in my pajamas since I have no reason to leave the house

afloweroutofstone

Catch me and the bard going HAM to these at ye olde inn

plasmalogical

post that makes you need an ale

barghestia

You know the old saying, ‘those thrown in pits will build ladders.’ For years, I believed that whoever wrote that never climbed a day in their life. After all, what pit has the material–the wood, the nails, the hammers–needed to build a ladder? Who, tossed aside by the more powerful, could find the will to build handholds and rungs from nothing at all? How does anyone, I wondered, escape the depth? But I realized something I had not considered. The powerful are frugal and it is costly to dig a new pit for each person you wish to bury. The weak, the downtrodden, the dismissed, the disfigured, the doomed. We are all neighbors. And we are too, the wood, the nails, the hammers, needed to build ladders. Austin Walker, Spring in Hieron

crafantale

Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA

She also never receives residuals

dailyfryes

And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

WHAT THE W H A T

incorrect-dnd-classes

Paladin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.

Bard: Heck.

Paladin: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Paladin: Oh no.

#oh yes

reactionimagesdaily

Oh, no. No. No, we are not doing this.

Listen, IDK how seriously any stance I have on the matter is gonna be taken, because I am Funnee Reaction Images Guy, the gimmick blog on Tumblr. But with all sincerity, if you’re a terf in my notes, please go away. Feel free to block me if you have to, but I don’t want to engage with you, and I don’t want you to engage with me. This blog supports, and will always support, transgender people in any and all shape and form.

polishbarnowl

Reblog to let the terfs know you support the trans community!

cryptotheism

If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.

cryptotheism

For most people, there's really no difference between say, 15,000$ of debt, and 200,000$ of debt. They are equally life-ruining sums of money. Why not, you know, leave that gas stove on? Cost the company some real money? Maybe if it happens enough times they won't be able to buy insurance.